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« Reply #240 on: March 06, 2009, 10:44:59 AM »

I like, "youth-deprived" & "vertically challenged" for the names. Hmmmmmmmmm Grammy is youth-deprived, and is going to become vertically challenged.......................


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I think "vertically challenged" fits me best these days because I'm definately not old!  Although my grandson told his mommy in private that he didn't want his grammy to be "broken and old"!  I guess he equates broken with old since I can't get down on the floor and play with him.  Well, actually I could get down,....I'm just not sure about getting UP!
 


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« Reply #241 on: March 06, 2009, 12:49:17 PM »

Well, actually I could get down,....I'm just not sure about getting UP!

I have that problem while sitting in a chair.   Tongue Tongue

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« Reply #242 on: March 06, 2009, 01:14:50 PM »

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Maybe we just need Tim the Tool-man to design some rocket propelled portable propulsion devices for us. I'm remembering a device he made to help his grandmother get out of her recliner. He used a v8 engine which was slightly more than he needed for the task and described grandma sailing through the air grabbing at doilies. I doubt that he needed to use jet fuel, but you know Tim.   Grin
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« Reply #243 on: March 06, 2009, 03:37:10 PM »

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I liked his simple riding mower.

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« Reply #244 on: March 06, 2009, 03:58:12 PM »

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I liked his simple riding mower.



I can't remember that episode, or maybe I missed it, but I can just imagine. A "Tim the Tool-man" riding mower with a rapidly revolving blade would not be pretty.   Grin
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« Reply #245 on: March 06, 2009, 05:20:19 PM »

I can't remember that episode, or maybe I missed it, but I can just imagine. A "Tim the Tool-man" riding mower with a rapidly revolving blade would not be pretty.   Grin

Let's just say that railroad ties didn't stand a chance and neither did the tool shed.

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« Reply #246 on: March 07, 2009, 10:20:25 AM »

Tim the Tool Man might be just the guy to get some "get-along" back into my "get-along"!  Grin
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« Reply #247 on: March 08, 2009, 11:07:50 AM »

Tim the Tool Man might be just the guy to get some "get-along" back into my "get-along"!  Grin

 Grin  If you have a hitch in your get-along, I'm positive that Tim the Tool Man could make a variety of devices to help you. First, you might need some permits from the EPA. Second, your get-along could be easily broken. Third, you might expect additional breakage. You might need a "work from home" job after seeing Tim the Tool Man. I don't want to even think about a stay in the Tim the Tool Man Hospital.
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« Reply #248 on: March 08, 2009, 11:20:12 AM »

I don't want to even think about a stay in the Tim the Tool Man Hospital.

I don't even want to imagine THAT one!  I've got enough things wrong with me now!

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« Reply #249 on: March 08, 2009, 12:02:09 PM »

Hmmm ... adjustable beds and wheelchairs with a dual carb'd v-8 sounds like a minimal requirement of that hospital. Make sure that you sit down on the elevators and use ear plugs before pushing any buttons, too. Those jet engines will get you if you don't. Just ignore the looks of those instruments in the surgical rooms. They're actually all quite harmless. The biggest and most used portion of the hospital is the cast room.

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« Reply #250 on: March 08, 2009, 01:11:02 PM »

Hmmm ... adjustable beds and wheelchairs with a dual carb'd v-8 sounds like a minimal requirement of that hospital. Make sure that you sit down on the elevators and use ear plugs before pushing any buttons, too. Those jet engines will get you if you don't. Just ignore the looks of those instruments in the surgical rooms. They're actually all quite harmless. The biggest and most used portion of the hospital is the cast room.




I would want a full-body cast, a helmet, and eye protection just to enter that hospital. However, it would get your mind OFF of all that ails you. You would simply be concentrating on survival. I've heard that the biggest problem in the operating room is all of the miscellaneous body parts at the end of the day and who they might belong to. PUTTING THEM BACK IN OR ON DOES COST EXTRA!


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« Reply #251 on: March 09, 2009, 11:10:04 AM »

Hmmm ... adjustable beds and wheelchairs with a dual carb'd v-8 sounds like a minimal requirement of that hospital. Make sure that you sit down on the elevators and use ear plugs before pushing any buttons, too. Those jet engines will get you if you don't. Just ignore the looks of those instruments in the surgical rooms. They're actually all quite harmless. The biggest and most used portion of the hospital is the cast room.




I would want a full-body cast, a helmet, and eye protection just to enter that hospital. However, it would get your mind OFF of all that ails you. You would simply be concentrating on survival. I've heard that the biggest problem in the operating room is all of the miscellaneous body parts at the end of the day and who they might belong to. PUTTING THEM BACK IN OR ON DOES COST EXTRA!




I think this is a very accurate description of what Tim's Hospital would be like!
PS) I love these dancing chickens!

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« Reply #252 on: March 12, 2009, 11:13:52 AM »

I think this is a very accurate description of what Tim's Hospital would be like!






I see your on the forum sister so.................... Hi!!
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« Reply #253 on: March 12, 2009, 11:19:36 AM »



I see your on the forum sister so.................... Hi!!

Good Morning!  And God bless all of you!
I had a wonderful 52nd birthday yesterday.  Mostly I rested my foot but when my daughter got home the kids all took me out for Mexican Food and presents!  My little grandson was the first one up yesterday besides me, and was the first one to wish me a happy birthday!  I was so surprised because he still gets confused on what is, "yesterday, tomorrow, etc."!
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« Reply #254 on: March 12, 2009, 11:23:09 AM »


I'm glad to hear you rested your foot sister, an older lady should be smart enought to rest once in a while. Wink

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