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« Reply #375 on: November 07, 2004, 02:21:09 AM »

Well then, we're back to who's gonna pluck it!  Lips Sealed

was there ever any question?
You are plucking it bird?? Good.........  Grin
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« Reply #376 on: November 07, 2004, 02:22:16 AM »




who thaid anything about dogths?
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« Reply #377 on: November 07, 2004, 02:22:30 AM »

ah...now I understand the "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush " ...most likely penned by a canuck...out in the bush with his american friends...waiting for them to stop yakking politics and naming the birds after their choice of feather, and blaming the president/ or not and/or his opponent depending on wether the shot was missed...and...and just SHOOT one already!  Tongue

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« Reply #378 on: November 07, 2004, 02:23:54 AM »


You people just don't understand me.



This is what I know about you Symphony
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« Reply #379 on: November 07, 2004, 02:24:17 AM »


You people just don't understand me.




Symphony, I always thought of you as a Turkey Grin



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« Reply #380 on: November 07, 2004, 02:24:30 AM »


You people just don't understand me.




And if ya don't understand it - just bake it!  Grin
Just don't fry it.......... Grin
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« Reply #381 on: November 07, 2004, 02:26:38 AM »


    Yep, my goose is cooked.   Embarrassed


Shoot up here amongst us!!

One of us gots to have some relief!!



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« Reply #382 on: November 07, 2004, 02:27:58 AM »

ROFL!  Symphony are you suffering from a barnyard disorder... a rabbit... a turkey...or is that a goose?  
How can we ever hope to understand, we dont even know what you are!

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« Reply #383 on: November 07, 2004, 02:28:14 AM »


    Yep, my goose is cooked.   Embarrassed


Shoot up here amongst us!!

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 Grin Grin



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« Reply #384 on: November 07, 2004, 02:28:35 AM »

I like turkey! The wild ones!  Cool

I don't like goose!  Lips Sealed
Too greasy.......... Sad
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« Reply #385 on: November 07, 2004, 02:29:02 AM »

I like turkey! The wild ones!  Cool

I don't like goose!  Lips Sealed

I eat turkey once a year ((THANKSGIVING)), chicken maybe four times in a year, no goose!




I don't blame you about the goose.
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« Reply #386 on: November 07, 2004, 02:30:04 AM »

I like turkey! The wild ones!  Cool

I don't like goose!  Lips Sealed

I eat turkey once a year ((THANKSGIVING)), chicken maybe four times in a year, no goose!


Wild turkey is best!  Cool
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« Reply #387 on: November 07, 2004, 02:31:59 AM »

Shoot up here amongst us!!

One of us gots to have some relief!!

 

I THAID THOOT THE TURKEY!!!!!!!

Hee, hee, hee, hee, heheheheheheeeeee Grin
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« Reply #388 on: November 07, 2004, 02:34:12 AM »

Grin   Grin  I think that it's time to call in the big guns. Where's Elmer Fudd when you need him? I can only imagine the shock and awe of Elmer Fudd stomping through the woods in complete stealth mode.   Grin
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« Reply #389 on: November 07, 2004, 02:35:08 AM »

so where`s Fudd?  Huh
Looking for that rascally wabbit.......
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