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airIam2worship
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« on: August 29, 2007, 09:38:01 AM »

You know you are too fat when you license says, 'picture continued on the other side.'

You know you are too fat when you disappear and your picture takes all four sides of a milk carton.

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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2007, 09:49:56 AM »

I'm not fat, I'm just widening from age.

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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2007, 10:01:00 AM »

I call it spreading a little  Cheesy Cheesy

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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2007, 10:53:03 AM »

I like to think of it as huggable  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2007, 10:54:15 AM »

Why is it that it's called love handles when on men, and on women it's called bulges  Huh Huh Huh
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