ChristiansUnite Forums
September 03, 2025, 09:49:49 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Our Lord Jesus Christ loves you.
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Funny joke!!  (Read 4283 times)
Debp
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 837



View Profile
« on: August 05, 2007, 08:18:46 PM »

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot yelled, screamed, sang and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"
Logged

...walk worthy of the calling with which you were called, with all lowliness and gentleness, with longsuffering, bearing with one another in love, endeavoring to keep the unity of the Spirit in the bond of peace. Eph. 4:1-3
Pizza_Mahal
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 230


First earth suck.


View Profile
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2007, 04:51:27 AM »

At least, Mrs. Peterson don't need to pay.
Logged

Debp
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 837



View Profile
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2007, 07:49:44 PM »

At least, Mrs. Peterson don't need to pay.

 Wink Smiley
Logged

...walk worthy of the calling with which you were called, with all lowliness and gentleness, with longsuffering, bearing with one another in love, endeavoring to keep the unity of the Spirit in the bond of peace. Eph. 4:1-3
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1 RC2 | SMF © 2001-2005, Lewis Media Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!