ChristiansUnite Forums
September 03, 2025, 07:57:29 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Our Lord Jesus Christ loves you.
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Heavenly golfing  (Read 3737 times)
Mislead
Newbie
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 13



View Profile
« on: July 04, 2007, 11:57:06 AM »

One day Jesus and two angels were golfing, when they came across an old man. 
The angels decided to ask Jesus if he would like to play a game of doubles.  Jesus replied
no because i will be the one who gets stuck with the old man, but the angels were
persistent so he agreed.  The first angel took his swing and it went straight down the
fairway, the second angel did the same, then Jesus toOK his swing and it went down
the fairway, then he bowed his head and said ok old man its your shot.  The angels
started laughing at the old man, and Jesus said just take your time.  The old man
swung his golf club, and hit the ball and sliced it to the left.  It hit a tree and bounced
to the right, then it bounced off a rock,  and as it went back over the green a ground
hog picked it up and went back over the green, when an eagle saw the groundhog
it swooped down grabbed the groundhog flew back over the green, and the groundhog
dropped the ball and it was a hole in one, so Jesus looked at the old man and said nice shot dad!
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1 RC2 | SMF © 2001-2005, Lewis Media Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!