What do you want for Christmas?

[CleansedSpirit]

(A hare bounds in, and gallently bows.)

All I want for Christmas is loads and loads of food and....food...and...food!!!!!!

 



What I want for Christmas is Redwall Novels

[CleansedSpirit]

I also want to lose oh, 10 more pounds, so PLEEEEEASE don't get me candy!!!

[Willowbirch]

  I'm sorry, but the cold fact is, you can't be a gluttonus hare and still lose ten pounds, Rosie.

(P.S. I will gladly eat any and all candy you receive this year. Consider it my contribution to help humanity.)

[CleansedSpirit]

Well, In REAL LIFE I want to lose weight.
 


p.s.:  TAKE ONE STEP NEAR MY CANDY AND....and...and...I'll sit on it? I dunno.

[nChrist]

Oklahoma Howdy to All,

I'm looking at a catalog and have ideas for the person who has everything. Forget the Christmas list and take a look at these:

"I Love Lucy" Talking Clock

Toilet Golf - Yes, that's right - a mini putting green that goes around the toilet.

Elvis Clock - Elvis sings "Don't Be Cruel" and "Hound Dog" on the hour.

Talking toilet paper dispenser - record a personal message up to 7 seconds in length.

A "Today Is Not Your Day" t-shirt

"Harley Engine Sounds" wall clock - sounds on the hour

A "Frogs Playing Chess" lawn ornament

Ceramic Rooster Salt & Pepper - Napkin Holder Set

"Talking Horse" wall clock that neighs hourly

A rooster soap dispenser that crows when you get soap

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Well, there you have it, the answers for your difficult Christmas list.  

In Christ,
Tom

[Whitehorse]

Heehee! Those are great!

Or how about the Hello Kitty toaster that emblazons the cat's face on your toast!

[nChrist]

Heehee! Those are great!

Or how about the Hello Kitty toaster that emblazons the cat's face on your toast!

Oklahoma Howdy to Whitehorse,

Who wouldn't love to get one of those?  

I'm disappointed that wasn't in my catalog.    I might not be able to resist getting some of these gems for my brothers. I know they would do the same for me.  

In Christ,
Tom

[Willowbirch]

 

The scary thing is: if catalogs advertise these things, someone must be buying it!!!

[nChrist]

The scary thing is: if catalogs advertise these things, someone must be buying it!!!

Oklahoma Howdy to Willowbirch,

   I was thinking the same thing, but then I started thinking about buying something for each of my brothers. I can see someone having some fun giving a gift like these. For whatever reason, we got three catalogs full of gifts like this. I'll post some of the more memorable ones later. They are fun just to look at, but I'm sure they are making money with the catalogs or they wouldn't be able to afford sending them out. It's just something for a good, clean laugh.

In Christ,
Tom

[Whitehorse]

Oh, they make Hello Kitty everything. I guess they even had SUVs for a couple of years overseas. If I'm remembering it right, they were made in Japan, they stopped in 1999, and they had the cat's face on the grill and around the door locks. I think that is going a bit far.   I guess they have a documentary book or something called, "Hello Kitty Everything." It features their various products over the years.

I know someone who has the toaster. You can get them in Sanrio stores in the mall.

BEP, I love the idea of sending gag gifts!

[nChrist]

Oklahoma Howdy to Whitehorse,

OH MY!, If I got the kitten toaster, I would want the VCR tape how to do toast video and the works!  

I'm almost sure that I'm giving gag gifts to my brothers this year. Money is really tight, and most of the gag gifts don't cost an arm and a leg.

Here we go with some more must haves that I'm positive they don't have yet:

A stuffed moose footrest to go in front of your chair.  

Slipper socks with cushioned foot and snowflakes all over them.

A ceramic raccoon downspout to decorate your roof gutter.

A dressed up stuffed bulldog that dances and sings "It had to be you".  

His and Her Santa chair covers for the patio (with heads of course).

LOL - enough for now.

In Christ,
Tom

[Willowbirch]

 

[Whitehorse]

Ooh! The moose foot rest! That sounds good!  

Sportsman's Guide has a lot of cheap gifts, too. Like a Jackalope head for the wall.

(For those of you unfamiliar with the tale, supposedly there's a very elusive creature called a Jackalope that's a bunny with antlers. In one county they even offer hunting licenses for Jackalopes, just to go along with the gag. It was featured in an old issue of Backpacker Magazine.)

[nChrist]

Oklahoma Howdy to Whitehorse,

   Yep!, I've already been had by the Jackalope gag. I can't remember how long ago, but I sure felt silly. Some city boys just bite hook, line, and sinker. They reeled me in and didn't let me go.  

In Christ,
Tom

[Whitehorse]

Actual gift: How about the Reindeer keychain that poops chocolate pellets?