Girl and boy (1st - 2nd grade): Not goin' to bed.
Mean uncle: You ought to, or Marshmallow Man might get you!
kids: Nah no such thing!
Uncle: Sure there is. Hey, did you hear something?
kids (doubtfully): Didn't hear something. What is it?
Uncle: I think...ITS MARSHMALLOW MAN!
Kids: NO WAY!
Uncle (who, conveniently, has the garage door opener in his pocket): I think he's trying to get in!
Kids: Noooooo WAY!
(
At this time, Mean Uncle presses the opener. There is an ominous rumble from the garage.)
Kids: AAAAAAAAAGG!!! He's not coming in, is he?
Uncle: I don't know. Go peek out the back door, and see if he's gone.
(
The girl and boy carefully open the door. Mean Uncle pushes the button in his pocket. Another scary rumble.)
Kids:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! THERE REALLY IS A MARSHMALLOW MAN!!!!!...
(This is the same Mean Uncle who terrified another niece and nephew by pretending to be a bear pounding on the window during a lightening storm...
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