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« on: March 28, 2007, 11:43:15 AM »


RECALL NOTICE
 
The Maker of all human beings

is recalling all units

manufactured,

regardless of make or year,

due to a serious defect

in the primary and central

component of the heart.

 

This is due to a malfunction

in the original prototype units

code named Adam and Eve,

resulting in the reproduction

of the same defect

in all subsequent units.
 
This defect has been

technically termed

"Subsequential Internal

Non-Morality,"

or more commonly

known as

S.I.N.,

as it is primarily

expressed.

 

Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion

in the mental  Component
 7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer,

who is neither liable nor at fault

for this defect, is providing

factory-authorized repair

and service free of charge

to correct this SIN defect.

 

The Repair Technician,

Jesus,

has most generously offered

to bear the entire burden

of the staggering cost

of these repairs.

 

There is no

additional fee

required.
 
The number to call

for repair in all areas is:

1-800- P-R-A-Y-E-R.
 
Once connected,

please upload

your burden of SIN

through the

REPENTANCE

procedure.

 

Next, download

ATONEMENT

from the Repair

Technician, Jesus,

into the heart component.
 
No matter how big

or small the SIN defect is,

Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
 
 Please see

the operating manual,

the B.I.B.L.E.

(Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth)

for further details

on the use of these fixes.
 
WARNING:

Continuing to operate

the human being unit

without correction voids

any manufacturer warranties,

exposing the unit to dangers

and problems too numerous to list

and will result in

the human unit being

permanently impounded.
 
DANGER:

The human being units

not responding to this recall action

will have to be scrapped in the furnace.

 

The SIN defect

will not be permitted

to enter Heaven

so as to prevent

contamination

of that facility.
 
Thank you

for your attention!
 
GOD
 
Please assist where possible

by notifying others

of this important

recall notice,

and you may contact

the Father any time by

"kneemail
"
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2007, 04:32:23 AM »

Amen Sister Tina,

I really like this and have some Christian friends I want to share it with. SO, I hope that you don't mind that I snagged it.

Thanks for sharing this with us. I saw a much smaller version that was something like this years ago, but this one is much better and has more details.

Love In Christ,
Tom

Philippians 3:8-9 NASB  More than that, I count all things to be loss in view of the surpassing value of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord, for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and count them but rubbish so that I may gain Christ, and may be found in Him, not having a righteousness of my own derived from the Law, but that which is through faith in Christ, the righteousness which comes from God on the basis of faith,
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