MIRACLES ARE AMAZING!!!!!

John: 2, Mother Mary got invited to a wedding. Everybody's drinking, excited, when all of the sudden, the wine gave out! Mary on the QT gave JC a shout. Jesus said, "Woman, what do I have to do with you?" He was only there to party with his twelve member crew but Mary was his mama so He said "Fill up those cups with water" and they did, thinkin it was worth a shot. Jesus said "Take some out and give it to the waiter!" He drank and said "Why'd you save the good stuff for later?" The wedding was a hit, and everything turned out fine. But how'd he make the water turn into wine!?

Mark: 1, Galilee was where he was, casting out demons and preaching like he does, when a leper showed up and begged the Big Man, "Make me clean! If you're willing you can!" JC feeling sorry cause he knew that leprosy is a whack disease that makes a homey go to pieces. He reached out his hand and touched him. "And I will him be cleansed," he said, and it worked too! The man was all right cause he came to my boy. Not since Second Kings has anybody heard this noise, and all he had to do was give that guy one little touch. So amazing I wanna know so much!

Matt:14, his posse's in the water, rowing all night while Jesus prayed to his father. They were far from shore and the sea was wicked rough, when they saw a ghost just walking on the water...SCARY STUFF! They all cried out in fear thinking things were pretty bleak, floating on the ocean, but up a creek. "It was I," Jesus said, "Don't be afraid." But they had doubt, so Jesus said to Peter, "Stand up and get out of the boat and come to me" and Pete was walking like a pro, but the wind kicked up and he was sinking like a stone. So back in the boat Pete and Jesus hopped. But when they sat down, the wind just stopped.

Seeing is believing. Seeing is believing. Seeing is believing. Seeing is believing.

He coulda laid low in a carpenter shop just hammering away with the surrogate pop but He took it to the streets and kept it real. A lotta folks saying "This guy's the real deal!" They asked for His help and He didn't avoid them, rolled up his sleeves and Siegfried and Roy'd em, no hat, no wand, no abra cadabra. Pretty fly stuff to this lowly rapper. But some dude said "That was a long time ago. When's the last time He did a magic show?" Well if your eyes ain't shut and your heart ain't iced, you might find yourself saying JESUS CHRIST, how'd you do that? How'd you make it happen? Christ, how'd you do that? How'd you make it go down?

Christ, how'd you do that? How'd you make it happen? Christ how'd you do that? Jesus Christ!

(Modified to remove foul language.)