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« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2007, 04:07:31 PM » |
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My Brothers...I must apologize for revealing this... OK...being male....its not possible for me to use both sides of my brain at the same time, so I must limit my focus to one thread or the other, lest I become injured and confused I can see now that... The canneth or worms, hath been openneth!  BEP: I just have one side of my brain that works, and it doesn't hurt yet.......YET.
HUM?? - I guess that means that I don't have a spare side.................. so what happens if I have a flat? But you do have a spare brother...remember, the side your not using  ? TL may say... "You will need a woman to come change your tire and share her spare with you ", but she forgets that females using both sides at the same time, leaves no spare for sharing  If all else fails, theres always fix-a-flat! |
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« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2007, 04:48:24 PM » |
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TL may say..."You will need a woman to come change your tire and share her spare with you ", but she forgets that females using both sides at the same time, leaves no spare for sharing well I guess I was thinking that we woman are so smart and while we may use both sides,, we could share maybe some of our ummmmmmm..............wisdom.............  I can see now that...
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« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2007, 04:52:12 PM » |
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OK get this.... Im on another forum as well... ok and in the lighter side of the forum, this lady posts... OK, never call your husband at work and ask him if he has clean underwear... !!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL... ok what makes this even funnier is.. the husband.. was at a meating with a bunch of his co-workers.. and He put her on speaker phone, ROFL... ok I nearly died cracking up when I read this,,, He umm apparently didnt think that fact that she was trying to prioritise her laundry was a good enuff reason to call and ask that !!!!!!!!!! Now I ask you... what would yous do if your wife did this to you? ? got to be the funniest thing i read in a while... TL |
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« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2007, 05:07:50 PM » |
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ROFLOL that is funny! Now I ask you... what would yous do if your wife did this to you? Is this a multiple choice question? |
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« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2007, 05:10:18 PM » |
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« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2007, 05:54:16 PM » |
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to make matters worse... she didnt get why he was upset ROFL.. she says well i didnt give it a thoguht.. i just called up and asked, ROFL, like did she tink he put on unclean ones that morning.. rofl lord I said she must be blonde.. natural and bottled hehe.. He um sat her down and told her what was appropriate things to calland ask about.. (NOT A CHANCE would i be "sat down" sheesh , anyways, i figure.. if he got a personal call.. from his wife in a meeting,.,. If he put her on speaker,, serves him right LOL ah man to funny. you didnt answer my ? about it tho.. and nope not multiple chice!! |
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« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2007, 06:00:15 PM » |
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if he got a personal call.. from his wife in a meeting,.,. If he put her on speaker,, serves him right Husband 101 .... never put the wife on speaker phone when at work.  |
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« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2007, 06:08:15 PM » |
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Husband 101 .... never put the wife on speaker phone when at work. There ya go! And if you do, be sure your wearing clean uw!....lol what would yous do if your wife did this to you? Hmmm...what could you do....I mean, thats an ouright BUSTED! right in front of co-workers......ROFL Poor guy will most likely have to seek new employment just to escape the embarrassment. I guess the best answer is always wear Clean ones....ROFL |
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« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2007, 06:17:03 PM » |
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Husband 101 .... never put the wife on speaker phone when at work.
OK you slayed me dead on that on rofl....I will remember that one!! Hmmm...what could you do....I mean, thats an ouright BUSTED! right in front of co-workers......ROFL Poor guy will most likely have to seek new employment just to escape the embarrassment. I guess the best answer is always wear Clean ones....ROFL ROFL.... never leaave the house without clean undies... oh man I can just see his face,, thier all sitting there, gets the call she asks the unbeleiveable ? and I can just imagine it was dead silence for about 60 sec's... then I'll bet the room exploded ROFl. oh man TOOO funny |
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« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2007, 06:19:13 PM » |
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There had to be a lot of soda or coffee to clean up afterwards.
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« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2007, 06:23:53 PM » |
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No doubt about that.
Whats worse....the wife is now sharing this story on a message forum for the entire world to read adding insult to unclean undies injury!
Sheez....this guy is ruined! lol
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« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2007, 06:26:32 PM » |
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ROFL Did your mommy check your uw today? |
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« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2007, 06:30:11 PM » |
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Oh Lord.. help us this opened a can didnt it?> I think I will forever remember this.. woudnt it be funnier to find out that her hubby is on the same forum ROFL.. ROFL
Did your mommy check your uw today?
OH my goodness.. Slayed.. totally well sadly Im off for a few hours I got to go se shylynne...I will report back to tell you what she said... keep the fun going tho,, I'll be back to join in later... bye fer now  ((((((hugs)))) ( PR I didnt know you were so funny!!! good job, keep it up your hysterical.. and I already knew 2tim was nutty |
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« Reply #43 on: April 14, 2007, 06:34:46 PM » |
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Seeya later TL! Don't let PR fool ya! [ whisper mode ] He's nuttier than a fruitcake...but he still has 2 axes....watch out! [ /whisper mode ] |
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« Reply #44 on: April 14, 2007, 06:36:48 PM » |
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woudnt it be funnier to find out that her hubby is on the same forum ROFL..
I don't think he would be there for long.  well sadly Im off for a few hours I got to go se shylynne...I will report back to tell you what she said...
keep the fun going tho,, I'll be back to join in later...
Aww ..... the fun just started. ( PR I didnt know you were so funny!!! good job, keep it up your hysterical.. and I already knew 2tim was nutty I am? That surprises me, too. Seeya later TL! Don't let PR fool ya! [ whisper mode ] He's nuttier than a fruitcake...but he still has 2 axes....watch out! [ /whisper mode ]
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