Laughter - Good Medicine

[HisDaughter]

As long as it makes you feel better. 

I THINK I NEED A CRANKY OLD LADY NAP.

Even though I'm NOT old......just cranky. 
Thanks for the chuckle though!

[Soldier4Christ]

I THINK I NEED A CRANKY OLD LADY NAP.

Even though I'm NOT old......just cranky.

[HisDaughter]

Watch it buster.   

[Soldier4Christ]

Watch it buster.   

[nChrist]

       

There's only one thing left to do, and I must find my sword -

 

[HisDaughter]

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher,

all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny

why he has decided to be different..again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican

and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked,
'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot,

what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.''

[nChrist]

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher,

all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny

why he has decided to be different..again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican

and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked,
'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot,

what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.''

    

This one is a keeper - certainly NOT a GROANER.

[HisDaughter]

Lipstick in School

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
                       
Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
                       
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
                       
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers .. and then there are educators...

[Soldier4Christ]

ROFL

My kind of educator.

[nChrist]

Lipstick in School

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
                       
Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
                       
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
                       
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers .. and then there are educators...

      This is a keeper!

 

[nChrist]

Parking Solution

A pastor of a two-church parish had to drive every Sunday morning about 4 miles from the 9:30 service at one church to the 11 o'clock at the other. He would often find the parking lot of the second church full, and be forced to park down the road and race to the church on foot.

The problem was finally solved when he selected a parking spot near the side door of the church and posted a sign that read, "You Park - You Preach."

[Kristi Ann]

Parking Solution

A pastor of a two-church parish had to drive every Sunday morning about 4 miles from the 9:30 service at one church to the 11 o'clock at the other. He would often find the parking lot of the second church full, and be forced to park down the road and race to the church on foot.

The problem was finally solved when he selected a parking spot near the side door of the church and posted a sign that read, "You Park - You Preach."

ha ha too cute Tom! 

[nChrist]

Hello Kristi Ann,

I mentioned in another thread that I'm very happy to hear from you, but I want to mention it again. We've been missing you. You and many others are in our prayers every day.

We've been going back and forth some in a contest on who can post the best groaners. I gave up and figure that Grammyluv won that contest.     I think that church parking joke was pretty funny and didn't consider it to be a groaner. We've also had some really HILARIOUS jokes posted recently, and we all need a good laugh from time to time.

Love In Christ,
Tom

Famous Christian Quotes 58 - "It is too probable that no plan we
propose will be adopted. Perhaps another dreadful conflict is to be
sustained. If, to please the people, we offer what we ourselves
disprove, how can we afterwards defend our work? Let us raise a
standard to which the wise and the honest can repair. The event is in
the hand of God. " -- George Washington (as quoted by Gouverneur
Morris in Farrand's Records of the Federal Convention of 1787, 25
March 1787)

[HisDaughter]

Parking Solution

A pastor of a two-church parish had to drive every Sunday morning about 4 miles from the 9:30 service at one church to the 11 o'clock at the other. He would often find the parking lot of the second church full, and be forced to park down the road and race to the church on foot.

The problem was finally solved when he selected a parking spot near the side door of the church and posted a sign that read, "You Park - You Preach."

Genius!

[Shammu]

I THINK I NEED A CRANKY OLD LADY NAP.

Even though I'm NOT old......just cranky. 
Thanks for the chuckle though!

Quoted for all time sister!!