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« Reply #1995 on: August 21, 2008, 11:03:22 AM » |
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Dear God, Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, thecougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!  Good Morning GrammyLuv, Maybe the car manufacturers don't have much of an imagination, or maybe they had a problem with the names. UM? Pontiac Poodle. - That has a certain ring to it. |
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« Reply #1996 on: August 21, 2008, 11:16:23 AM » |
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Good Morning GrammyLuv, Maybe the car manufacturers don't have much of an imagination, or maybe they had a problem with the names. UM? Pontiac Poodle. - That has a certain ring to it. Or one called Puddles. |
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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« Reply #1997 on: August 21, 2008, 12:28:30 PM » |
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I'm beginning to see why they may have had some trouble naming cars after dogs. I would definitely want one called Mutt. _____________________________ Some Great Malapropisms.."I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder." "You can't pull the sheep over my eyes!" "I don't mean to take the steam out of your sails, but...." "I used to be as sharp as a button." "That way I can kill two bricks with one stone." "If my grandfather was alive today, he'd be turning in his grave." "You can't teach an old leopard how to change its spots."
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« Reply #1998 on: August 21, 2008, 12:49:31 PM » |
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I'm beginning to see why they may have had some trouble naming cars after dogs. I would definitely want one called Mutt. And here is the trademark emblem for it.  |
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« Reply #1999 on: August 21, 2008, 01:10:38 PM » |
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"I used to be as sharp as a button."
I resent resemble that remark! |
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« Reply #2000 on: August 22, 2008, 01:03:46 AM » |
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Doggy Letters To God
Dear God, Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, thecougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
Sister, here is a list of cars, named after animals/insects.................. 1. Barracuda (Plymouth) 2. Beetle (Volkswagen) 3. Bison (Chevrolet heavy-duty truck) 4. Blackhawk (Stutz) 5. Bluebird (Nissan/Datsun) 6. Bronco (Ford) 7. Charger (Dodge) 8. Cheetah (rare 1960s high-performance sports car) 9. Cobra (Shelby, Shelby-Ford) 10. Cougar (Mercury) 11. Fox (Audi, Volkswagen) 12. Gazelle (Singer) 13. Honey Bee (Nissan/Datsun) 14. Impala (Chevrolet) 15. Jaguar (outgrowth of S.S. Cars, formerly Swallow Sidecars, Ltd.) 16. Lark (Studebaker) 17. Marlin (AMC) 18. Mustang (Ford) 19. Pinto (Ford) 20. Rabbit (Volkswagen) 21. Ram (Dodge) 22. Road Runner (Plymouth) 23. Sable (Mercury) 24. Skylark (Buick) 25. Spider/Spyder (Porsche) 26. Stag (Triumph) 27. Sting Ray/Stingray (Chevrolet Corvette) 28. Super Bee (Dodge) 29. Thunderbird (Ford) 30. Viper (Dodge) 31. Wasp (Hudson) 32. White Eagle (Kissel) 33. Wildcat (Buick) |
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« Reply #2001 on: August 22, 2008, 01:05:31 AM » |
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And here is the trademark emblem for it. Now I wonder where that came from................... I resent resemble that remark!
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« Reply #2002 on: August 22, 2008, 12:10:20 PM » |
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An article in the UK news "Telegraph" had this headline today: Crocodile eats Bangladesh man who sought its blessing A crocodile killed and devoured a 25-year-old man in Bangladesh after he waded into a pond next to a shrine hoping to be blessed by the animal. Okay, call me warped but all I could think of when I read this headline was the man got his wish as the crocodile was saying "Bless this food that I am about to it."  |
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« Reply #2003 on: August 22, 2008, 12:37:16 PM » |
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Hillary and Obama were on a boat.
The boat sank in a big storm.
There was no lifeboat...
Who was saved?? |
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« Reply #2004 on: August 22, 2008, 08:17:11 PM » |
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An article in the UK news "Telegraph" had this headline today: Crocodile eats Bangladesh man who sought its blessing A crocodile killed and devoured a 25-year-old man in Bangladesh after he waded into a pond next to a shrine hoping to be blessed by the animal. Okay, call me warped but all I could think of when I read this headline was the man got his wish as the crocodile was saying "Bless this food that I am about to it." ROFL! This is exactly what I was thinking, so we both must be warped. HOWEVER, I doubt that either of us are warped enough to wade into a pool with a crocodile! That would be MAX-WARP! |
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« Reply #2005 on: August 22, 2008, 08:21:16 PM » |
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ROFL! This is exactly what I was thinking, so we both must be warped. HOWEVER, I doubt that either of us are warped enough to wade into a pool with a crocodile! That would be MAX-WARP! Nope. I would be using warp drive to get away from the crocs and away from those that wanted to wade in there with them. |
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« Reply #2006 on: August 22, 2008, 09:28:12 PM » |
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Road To Easy Street
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 PM for 20 cents.
I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $3.50.
Then my wife's father died and left us ten million dollars."
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« Reply #2007 on: August 22, 2008, 11:34:35 PM » |
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Okay, call me warped but all I could think of when I read this headline was the man got his wish as the crocodile was saying "Bless this food that I am about to it." Now you sound like brother Tom......................... |
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« Reply #2008 on: August 22, 2008, 11:41:43 PM » |
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Road To Easy Street
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 PM for 20 cents.
I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $3.50.
Then my wife's father died and left us ten million dollars."
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« Reply #2009 on: August 23, 2008, 08:05:37 AM » |
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Hillary and Obama were on a boat.
The boat sank in a big storm.
There was no lifeboat...
Who was saved?? I don't get it. Where is the punchline? |
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Rev 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
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