Laughter - Good Medicine

[nChrist]

Dear God, Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, thecougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

    

Good Morning GrammyLuv,

Maybe the car manufacturers don't have much of an imagination, or maybe they had a problem with the names. UM?  Pontiac Poodle. - That has a certain ring to it.

[Soldier4Christ]

   

Good Morning GrammyLuv,

Maybe the car manufacturers don't have much of an imagination, or maybe they had a problem with the names. UM?  Pontiac Poodle. - That has a certain ring to it.

Or one called Puddles.

[nChrist]

      I'm beginning to see why they may have had some trouble naming cars after dogs. I would definitely want one called Mutt.
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Some Great Malapropisms..

"I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder."

"You can't pull the sheep over my eyes!"

"I don't mean to take the steam out of your sails, but...."

"I used to be as sharp as a button."

"That way I can kill two bricks with one stone."

"If my grandfather was alive today, he'd be turning in his grave."

"You can't teach an old leopard how to change its spots."

[Soldier4Christ]

     I'm beginning to see why they may have had some trouble naming cars after dogs. I would definitely want one called Mutt.

And here is the trademark emblem for it.

[HisDaughter]

"I used to be as sharp as a button."

I resent resemble that remark!

[Shammu]

Doggy Letters To God

Dear God, Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, thecougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Sister, here is a list of cars, named after animals/insects..................

1. Barracuda (Plymouth)
2. Beetle (Volkswagen)
3. Bison (Chevrolet heavy-duty truck)
4. Blackhawk (Stutz)
5. Bluebird (Nissan/Datsun)
6. Bronco (Ford)
7. Charger (Dodge)
8. Cheetah (rare 1960s high-performance sports car)
9. Cobra (Shelby, Shelby-Ford)
10. Cougar (Mercury)
11. Fox (Audi, Volkswagen)
12. Gazelle (Singer)
13. Honey Bee (Nissan/Datsun)
14. Impala (Chevrolet)
15. Jaguar (outgrowth of S.S. Cars, formerly Swallow Sidecars, Ltd.)
16. Lark (Studebaker)
17. Marlin (AMC)
18. Mustang (Ford)
19. Pinto (Ford)
20. Rabbit (Volkswagen)
21. Ram (Dodge)
22. Road Runner (Plymouth)
23. Sable (Mercury)
24. Skylark (Buick)
25. Spider/Spyder (Porsche)
26. Stag (Triumph)
27. Sting Ray/Stingray (Chevrolet Corvette)
28. Super Bee (Dodge)
29. Thunderbird (Ford)
30. Viper (Dodge)
31. Wasp (Hudson)
32. White Eagle (Kissel)
33. Wildcat (Buick)

[Shammu]

And here is the trademark emblem for it.

Now I wonder where that came from...................

I resent resemble that remark!

We know.............................................

[Soldier4Christ]

An article in the UK news "Telegraph" had this headline today:

Crocodile eats Bangladesh man who sought its blessing
A crocodile killed and devoured a 25-year-old man in Bangladesh after he waded into a pond next to a shrine hoping to be blessed by the animal.


Okay, call me warped but all I could think of when I read this headline was the man got his wish as the crocodile was saying "Bless this food that I am about to it."

 

[HisDaughter]

Hillary and Obama  were on a boat.   
 
The boat sank in  a big storm.
 
There was no  lifeboat... 
 
Who was  saved??

[nChrist]

An article in the UK news "Telegraph" had this headline today:

Crocodile eats Bangladesh man who sought its blessing
A crocodile killed and devoured a 25-year-old man in Bangladesh after he waded into a pond next to a shrine hoping to be blessed by the animal.


Okay, call me warped but all I could think of when I read this headline was the man got his wish as the crocodile was saying "Bless this food that I am about to it."

 

           ROFL!

This is exactly what I was thinking, so we both must be warped. HOWEVER, I doubt that either of us are warped enough to wade into a pool with a crocodile! That would be MAX-WARP!

[Soldier4Christ]

          ROFL!

This is exactly what I was thinking, so we both must be warped. HOWEVER, I doubt that either of us are warped enough to wade into a pool with a crocodile! That would be MAX-WARP!

Nope. I would be using warp drive to get away from the crocs and away from those that wanted to wade in there with them.

[nChrist]

Road To Easy Street

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.

The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 PM for 20 cents.

I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $3.50.

Then my wife's father died and left us ten million dollars."
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[Shammu]

Okay, call me warped but all I could think of when I read this headline was the man got his wish as the crocodile was saying "Bless this food that I am about to it."

 

Now you sound like brother Tom......................... 

[HisDaughter]

Road To Easy Street

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.

The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 PM for 20 cents.

I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $3.50.

Then my wife's father died and left us ten million dollars."
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[David_james]

Hillary and Obama  were on a boat.   
 
The boat sank in  a big storm.
 
There was no  lifeboat... 
 
Who was  saved??

I don't get it. Where is the punchline?