DISCUSSION FORUMS
MAIN MENU
Home
Help
Advanced Search
Recent Posts
Site Statistics
Who's Online
Forum Rules
Bible Resources
• Bible Study Aids
• Bible Devotionals
• Audio Sermons
Community
• ChristiansUnite Blogs
• Christian Forums
Web Search
• Christian Family Sites
• Top Christian Sites
Family Life
• Christian Finance
• ChristiansUnite KIDS
Read
• Christian News
• Christian Columns
• Christian Song Lyrics
• Christian Mailing Lists
Connect
• Christian Singles
• Christian Classifieds
Graphics
• Free Christian Clipart
• Christian Wallpaper
Fun Stuff
• Clean Christian Jokes
• Bible Trivia Quiz
• Online Video Games
• Bible Crosswords
Webmasters
• Christian Guestbooks
• Banner Exchange
• Dynamic Content

Subscribe to our Free Newsletter.
Enter your email address:

ChristiansUnite
Forums
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
November 26, 2024, 03:47:44 AM

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
Our Lord Jesus Christ loves you.
287028 Posts in 27572 Topics by 3790 Members
Latest Member: Goodwin
* Home Help Search Login Register
+  ChristiansUnite Forums
|-+  Entertainment
| |-+  Laughter (Good Medicine) (Moderator: admin)
| | |-+  Laughter - Good Medicine
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 116 117 [118] 119 120 ... 192 Go Down Print
Author Topic: Laughter - Good Medicine  (Read 476674 times)
Soldier4Christ
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 61164


One Nation Under God


View Profile
« Reply #1755 on: April 13, 2008, 12:56:37 AM »




Now that looks like a good place for a family reunion. I wonder ....

Logged

Joh 9:4  I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
HisDaughter
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 4751


No Condemnation in Him


View Profile
« Reply #1756 on: April 15, 2008, 11:36:54 PM »

Another Blonde Joke....

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
      sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who
      was also a blonde.

     The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

       She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

      "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

       The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

       The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
        and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is,"she said.

       The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
       saying, OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."       
Logged

Let us fight the good fight!
nChrist
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 64256


May God Lead And Guide Us All


View Profile
« Reply #1757 on: April 16, 2008, 02:50:19 AM »

Another Blonde Joke....

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
      sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who
      was also a blonde.

     The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

       She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

      "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

       The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

       The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
        and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is,"she said.

       The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
       saying, OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."       


 Grin   Grin

I've heard this one told several different ways, and I still laugh. However, blonde female Police Officers don't appreciate it for some reason. 
Logged

HisDaughter
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 4751


No Condemnation in Him


View Profile
« Reply #1758 on: April 17, 2008, 01:43:34 AM »

Grin   Grin

I've heard this one told several different ways, and I still laugh. However, blonde female Police Officers don't appreciate it for some reason. 

I thought of you inparticular when I posted this one since you were a cop and all!  Grin
Logged

Let us fight the good fight!
nChrist
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 64256


May God Lead And Guide Us All


View Profile
« Reply #1759 on: April 21, 2008, 08:20:07 PM »

Argument Settled

The other day, Avril and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error.

To her credit, Avril finally said, "Look. I'll tell you what. I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I was right."

"Fine." I said.

She took a deep breath, looked me in the eye and said, "I'm wrong."

I grinned and replied, "You're right."
Logged

nChrist
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 64256


May God Lead And Guide Us All


View Profile
« Reply #1760 on: April 23, 2008, 11:43:12 PM »

Brick Order

A man goes into his local building supply store and orders 10,000 bricks.

"May I ask what you're building?" asks the man behind the counter.

"It's going to be a barbecue."

"Wow, that's a lot of bricks for one barbecue,"

"Not really; I live on the 12th floor."
__________________________________
 Grin  I think this is hilarious, and I want a 12 story barbecue.
Logged

Shammu
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 34871


B(asic) I(nstructions) B(efore) L(eaving) E(arth)


View Profile WWW
« Reply #1761 on: April 24, 2008, 02:32:53 AM »






Logged

Shammu
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 34871


B(asic) I(nstructions) B(efore) L(eaving) E(arth)


View Profile WWW
« Reply #1762 on: April 24, 2008, 02:34:47 AM »







Logged

Shammu
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 34871


B(asic) I(nstructions) B(efore) L(eaving) E(arth)


View Profile WWW
« Reply #1763 on: April 24, 2008, 02:38:56 AM »








And the biggest IMPOSTOR of all..........



Logged

nChrist
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 64256


May God Lead And Guide Us All


View Profile
« Reply #1764 on: April 24, 2008, 06:37:23 AM »

 Grin   Grin   Grin    ROFL!

I didn't know that I was going to take a test this morning. I'm only sure about getting one question RIGHT - THE LAST ONE!

SO, I'll study tonight and take the test over.   Grin
Logged

nChrist
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 64256


May God Lead And Guide Us All


View Profile
« Reply #1765 on: April 28, 2008, 10:42:23 AM »

Resume Examples

These are real examples from real resumes:


Reasons For Leaving Last Job

- Responsibility makes me nervous.

- They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions.

- Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.

- I was working for my mom until she decided to move.

- The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers.


Job Responsibilities

- While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere of responsibility.

- I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.


Special Requests and Job Objectives

- Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.

- My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.

- I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant.


Physical Disabilities

- Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep.


Personal Interests

- Donating blood. 14 gallons so far.


Small Typos That Can Change the Meaning

- Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.

- Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse.

- Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.

- I'm a rabid typist.

- Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.

 Grin    Grin
Logged

HisDaughter
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 4751


No Condemnation in Him


View Profile
« Reply #1766 on: April 28, 2008, 11:49:11 AM »

Resume Examples


Physical Disabilities

- Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep.



Logged

Let us fight the good fight!
nChrist
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 64256


May God Lead And Guide Us All


View Profile
« Reply #1767 on: April 28, 2008, 11:55:28 AM »



 Grin  Thanks Grammyluv! - Another great graphic snagged!

By the way, I've only been to Mongolia once, and I was ONLY allergic to Yaks!
Logged

HisDaughter
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 4751


No Condemnation in Him


View Profile
« Reply #1768 on: April 28, 2008, 08:09:49 PM »

Grin  Thanks Grammyluv! - Another great graphic snagged!

By the way, I've only been to Mongolia once, and I was ONLY allergic to Yaks!

Oh?  Which kind?


Logged

Let us fight the good fight!
HisDaughter
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 4751


No Condemnation in Him


View Profile
« Reply #1769 on: April 28, 2008, 08:19:00 PM »

     There is an old legend about a rich merchant in Baghdad who sent his servant to the market.  While he was at the marketplace, he was jostled by someone in the crowd.  When he turned around he saw a woman in a long black cloak and knew it was Death.  The servant ran home to his master and in a trembling voice told him about the encounter and how Death had looked at him and made a threatening gesture.
     The servant begged his master to loan him a horse so he could ride to Samarra and hide so Death wouldn't find him.  The master agreed and the servant galloped away.
     Later the merchant went down to the marketplace and saw Death standing nearby.  The merchant asked, "Why did you make a threatening gesture to my servant and frighten him?" 
     "That was not a threatening gesture" Death replied.  "It was just that I was startled to see him in Baghdad because I have an appointment with him tonight in Samarra!"
Logged

Let us fight the good fight!
Pages: 1 ... 116 117 [118] 119 120 ... 192 Go Up Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  



More From ChristiansUnite...    About Us | Privacy Policy | | ChristiansUnite.com Site Map | Statement of Beliefs



Copyright © 1999-2025 ChristiansUnite.com. All rights reserved.
Please send your questions, comments, or bug reports to the

Powered by SMF 1.1 RC2 | SMF © 2001-2005, Lewis Media