Laughter - Good Medicine

[nChrist]

      ROFL!  Thanks Sister Maria - I needed that laugh. Truth is many times more funny than fiction.

[ravenloche]

A pastor was in the hospital, and it was clear to all that he was soon to go home to his reward.
He looked over at the doctor, and requested that two of his  church members be summoned
to his room.

when they arrived, they went to the preacher's room, and stood on opposite sides of his bed.
for a long time nothing was said. Finally one of the members asked the preacher why of all
the members of his congregation he has summoned his layer, and his tay preparer.

After several more moments the minister summoned the strength to answer. "I have always
lived my life since my salvation in an attempt to emulate my Lord Jesus." " Yes sir " replied the
lawyer, "You have been an outstanding  example for all of us for the past45 years"

The minister slowly nodded his head, and then replied:"In my death I wish to once more be like
my lord. He died between two thieves, and I want to do the same!"

[Soldier4Christ]

He died between two thieves, and I want to do the same!"

Now that was mean  ........    but  .......


oh so funny.

[nChrist]

       ROFL!!  Good one Ravenloche - thanks Brother!

[airIam2worship]

One day, three men were trekking through a jungle when they came across a violent, raging river. They had no idea how to cross. So the first man decided to pray:
  'Please, God, give me the strength to cross this river.' Immediately he grew enormous muscles in his arms and legs, and he managed to swim across the river in a couple of hours, nearly drowning twice.

The second man saw this and he prayed:
'Please, God, give me the strength AND the tools to cross this river.' A boat appeared from nowhere, and he battled across the river in an hour, nearly capsizing twice.
     
The third man saw this and prayed:
'Please, God, give me the strength, the tools AND the intelligence to cross this river.'
     
Immediately he turned into a woman. She looked at the map, walked upstream a hundred yards, and crossed over the bridge to the other side.   

[Soldier4Christ]

[airIam2worship]

neener neener neener 

[airIam2worship]

just for that here's another one. 

In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.
     
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news" he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
       
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
     
It's an experimental procedure, quite risky, and you'll have to pay for the brain yourselves."
     
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. At length, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
     
The doctor quickly responded, "A female brain goes for $20,000. A male brain costs $50,000."
     
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
     
A girl, unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why does the male brain cost so much more?"
     
The doctor smiled at her childish innocence and then said to the entire group,
     
"It's a standard pricing procedure. We mark the female brains down because they're used."

[Soldier4Christ]

"It's a standard pricing procedure. We mark the female brains down because they're used defective."

[airIam2worship]

USED

[airIam2worship]

An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
     
      The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."


     
      The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

[airIam2worship]

 WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
     
 HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
     
 WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
     
 HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the           
  car?"
     
 WIFE: "In the pool."

[Soldier4Christ]

USED

The question remains as to how it was used.   

[Soldier4Christ]

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
     
 HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
     
 WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
     
 HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the           
  car?"
     
 WIFE: "In the pool."

LOL!   .......  Now that somehow I beleive.

[airIam2worship]

LOL!   .......  Now that somehow I beleive.

The son (whom the dad taught was driving)