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« Reply #1065 on: January 20, 2006, 04:05:33 PM » |
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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« Reply #1066 on: January 20, 2006, 04:07:52 PM » |
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And AMEN! look at the top, when you answer. Topic: Laughter - Good Medicine (Read 9999 times) Next one to open it will be 10,000  Guess what? Topic: Laughter - Good Medicine (Read 10000 times) |
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« Reply #1067 on: January 20, 2006, 04:12:44 PM » |
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And AMEN! look at the top, when you answer. Topic: Laughter - Good Medicine (Read 9999 times) Next one to open it will be 10,000 Guess what? Topic: Laughter - Good Medicine (Read 10000 times) And climbing fast. |
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« Reply #1068 on: January 20, 2006, 04:15:58 PM » |
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And climbing fast.
Gee wizzzzz, I wonder how much you, Tom, Maria, and I had to do with that.  |
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« Reply #1069 on: January 20, 2006, 04:18:23 PM » |
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Gee wizzzzz, I wonder how much you, Tom, Maria, and I had to do with that. Ohhh .... just a little ...... |
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« Reply #1070 on: January 20, 2006, 04:20:16 PM » |
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Ohhh .... just a little ......
I forgot to say the guests, that read this board too.  |
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« Reply #1071 on: January 20, 2006, 05:35:48 PM » |
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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
3-year-old, Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name. Amen"
A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
They were ready to discuss the last one.
The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbour's wife."
After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys."
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime.
She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word,
right up to the end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,
"but deliver us some E-mail.
Amen."
One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put
trash in our baskets."
A Sunday school teacher asked her children,
as they were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel
were sitting together in church.
Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why, who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door?"
"They're hushers."
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here,He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
"Ryan, you be Jesus!"
A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore,
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?"
the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down"
A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say,” the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner!"
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« Reply #1072 on: January 20, 2006, 05:53:48 PM » |
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DW so that means I'm going into 16th place correct? |
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« Reply #1073 on: January 20, 2006, 05:58:58 PM » |
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ROFL PR that should teach us one important lesson 'we should be very careful about what we say around children' |
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« Reply #1074 on: January 20, 2006, 06:00:42 PM » |
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ROFL PR that should teach us one important lesson 'we should be very careful about what we say around children' Yep, VERY careful. |
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« Reply #1075 on: January 20, 2006, 06:01:04 PM » |
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And AMEN! look at the top, when you answer. Topic: Laughter - Good Medicine (Read 9999 times) Next one to open it will be 10,000 Guess what? Topic: Laughter - Good Medicine (Read 10000 times) we should start a new thread and name it laughter 2K |
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« Reply #1076 on: January 20, 2006, 06:03:24 PM » |
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I forgot to say the guests, that read this board too. Well at least this proves that everybody likes to laugh. |
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« Reply #1077 on: January 20, 2006, 06:11:56 PM » |
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Well, I don't think it is cheating, soooooooooooo happy third place Pastor Roger. Congratulations Pastor Roger  |
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« Reply #1078 on: January 20, 2006, 09:28:25 PM » |
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DW so that means I'm going into 16th place correct?
Nope, you are in 18th still, sister. |
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« Reply #1079 on: January 20, 2006, 09:30:15 PM » |
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we should start a new thread and name it laughter 2K
Nope, this thread has lots of room still. |
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