*sincereheart's having a bad day* (hehe).
sapphire:
I think I act perfectly normal for a 15-year old.Just what IS, pray tell, a "a normal 15-year old"?? And by the way, JAP EMP, weren't you already fifteen about one year ago??
Ahem.

Driver's License time. Yikes.

Armidillo on the half shell. I think I'll skip this restaurant.
Speaking of armoured fare, a couple sits down, looks at the menu. "Oh, honey, look, they have your favorite. Turtle soup!"
Hmmm, says hubby, that does sound good.
"Oh, honey, why don't you order it".
Okay--Waiter!
Yessir, what will you have.
"Um, I'll have the turtle soup".
"Okay, sir, coming right up" and, turning towards the kitchen yells out, "One turtle soup"!.
Wife then exclaims, "Oh, honey, look, they have Green Pea Soup. You know that's your favorite!"
Mmmmm, says hubby, yes that it my favorite.
"Oh, honey," says wife, "maybe they could change it!"
"Waiter!", calls out hubby, "could I maybe change mine to Green Pea Soup."
"Oh certainly, sir," says waiter, and, turning towards the kitchen yells out, "Hold the Turtle. Make it Pea!"
