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« on: September 05, 2003, 07:46:04 PM »

Here is another joke from a friend of mine:                          

IN GOD WE TRUST ...

I was sitting at a stop light this morning. The lady in front of me was
going through papers on the seat of her car, and when the light changed to
green she did not obey its command. You know, a green light is a
commandment - NOT a suggestion. When the light turned to red, and she had
still not moved, I began (with my windows up) screaming epithets and beating
on my steering wheel.

My expressions of distress were interrupted by a policeman, gun drawn,
tapping on my window. Against my protestations of, "You can't arrest me for
hollering in my car," he ordered me into the back seat of his.

After about two hours in a holding cell, the arresting officer advised me I
was free to go. I stormed out at him, "I knew you couldn't arrest me for
yelling in my own car. You haven't heard the last of this."

The officer replied, "I didn't arrest you for shouting in your car. I was
directly behind you at the light. I saw you screaming and beating your
steering wheel, and I said to myself, "What a jerk. But there is nothing I
can do to him for throwing a fit in his own car. Then I noticed the 'Cross'
hanging from your rear view mirror, the bright yellow 'Choose Life' license
tag, the 'Jesus is Coming Soon' bumper sticker, and the Fish symbol, and I
thought you must have stolen the car!"
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2003, 06:46:38 PM »

I guess people don't like reminders to behave ourselves!
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2003, 06:48:51 PM »

lol, keep you day job, bro  Grin
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