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Soldier4Christ
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« on: July 21, 2006, 08:55:45 AM »

I wasn't sure whether to post this here of under laughter.   Grin Grin


Muslims Fear Superman


It seems several Muslim readers of The Daily Planet got a false alarm and actually had nothing to fear from that infidel in red and blue tights.

Democracy Frontline

    “Following its special edition called Daily Planet, which was intended to advertise a new movie ‘Superman Returns, Dubai based news outlet had to clarify to its readers (after several distress calls) that the Infidel called Superman was not really seen flying over Luxor in Egypt and Sheikh Zayed Road in Dubai….”

Poor guys, they were sweating for nothing. Read it for yourself:


7DAYS would like to point out that the four-page ‘Daily Planet’ supplement carried in yesterday’s paper was an advert for the release of the new movie ‘Superman Returns’.  Superman has not really been spotted flying down Sheikh Zayed Road nor has he been seen swooping over Luxor in Egypt.  7DAYS would like to thank those readers who thought otherwise for their concerned telephone calls.


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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2006, 09:06:11 AM »

Wait until they see the REAL Super-Man, and He won't be dressed in thights and wearing a cape  Cheesy And there is NO way He can be defeated, He is eternally victictorious.
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2006, 09:19:29 AM »

Yep ....  He will be all in white (and I don't be white jackets although they could use those, too in the meantime ) .


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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2006, 03:14:53 PM »

Amen,


But now imagine if we dropped tons of those leaflets over the country then dress up the military in red and blue...
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2006, 03:18:28 PM »

Amen,


But now imagine if we dropped tons of those leaflets over the country then dress up the military in red and blue...
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Now that would be funny.

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