Marriage

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Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

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Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.

Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!