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« on: June 10, 2006, 05:55:35 AM » |
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Church Signs 1
Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.
When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust |
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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2006, 05:59:14 AM » |
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Church Signs 2
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
Under same management for over 2000 years
Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back
Soul food served here
You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving
Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive
Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!
Come early for a good Back seat
Seven days without prayer makes one weak
No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace!
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2006, 06:05:06 AM » |
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Church Signs 3
A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash
K-Mart isn't the only saving place!
Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary
Delay is preferable to error
Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your bible
It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees
What part of THOU SHALT NOT don't you understand?
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow
The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday
Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings
Forbidden fruit creates many jams
Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2006, 06:13:19 AM » |
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Church Signs 4
Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies
To belittle is to be little
How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking?
It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?
In the dark? Follow the Son.
Heavenly forecast - Eternal Reign
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2006, 12:22:21 AM » |
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2006, 05:32:43 AM » |
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 01:11:21 PM » |
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Church Signs 5
Don't tell God how big your storms are, tell your storms how BIG your God is.
Need a faith lift? ..... Get as many as you want free just come right in no appointments needed.
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust |
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Brother Jerry
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2006, 04:33:10 PM » |
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We have recently had some issues with some vandals.
We put the following sign up and it seems that the vandalism has stopped.
"God sees all things"
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Sincerely
Brother Jerry
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I am like most fathers. I, like most, want more for my children than I have.
I am unlike most fathers. What I would like my children to have more of is crowns to lay at Jesus feet.
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2007, 09:57:47 PM » |
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These are great! Thanks for the laugh. Keep them coming.
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Heb. 11:1 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.  |
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2007, 12:27:54 PM » |
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