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« on: June 10, 2006, 05:55:35 AM »

  Church Signs 1

Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!

Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.

Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.

When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2006, 05:59:14 AM »

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The best vitamin for a Christian is B1

Under same management for over 2000 years

Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back

Soul food served here

You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving

 Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive

Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!

Come early for a good Back seat

Seven days without prayer makes one weak

No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace!

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2006, 06:05:06 AM »

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A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash

K-Mart isn't the only saving place!

Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary

Delay is preferable to error

Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your bible

It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees

What part of THOU SHALT NOT don't you understand?

A clear conscience makes a soft pillow

The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday

Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings

Forbidden fruit creates many jams

Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2006, 06:13:19 AM »

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Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies

To belittle is to be little

How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking?

It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.

This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Heavenly forecast - Eternal Reign
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2006, 12:22:21 AM »

 Grin funny but full of truth.
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2006, 05:32:43 AM »

Amen  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 01:11:21 PM »

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Don't tell God how big your storms are, tell your storms how BIG your God is.


Need a faith lift? ..... Get as many as you want free just come right in no appointments needed.
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2006, 04:33:10 PM »

We have recently had some issues with some vandals.

We put the following sign up and it seems that the vandalism has stopped.

"God sees all things"
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2007, 09:57:47 PM »

These are great!  Thanks for the laugh.  Keep them coming.
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