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Cute!!!
It was late at night and Mrs. Smith , who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3-year old daughter, Katelyn. Mrs. Smith started to
go into labor and called 911.
Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.
Mrs. Smith pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help,
and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old Katelyn what she thought about what she
had just witnessed.
Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place. Spank him again."
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TigerLily;
RRROOOFFFLLLOOOLLL
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Quote from: tigerlily on April 18, 2003, 07:13:57 AM
Cute!!!
It was late at night and Mrs. Smith , who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3-year old daughter, Katelyn. Mrs. Smith started to
go into labor and called 911.
Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.
Mrs. Smith pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old Katelyn what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again."
Good one LOL
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Oh that was great thanks for the laugh
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