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« on: April 18, 2003, 07:13:57 AM »

 
 
 
Cute!!!  
It was late at night and Mrs. Smith , who was expecting her second child,  was home alone with her 3-year old daughter, Katelyn. Mrs. Smith started to
go into labor and called 911.

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

 Mrs. Smith pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor  was born.


 The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his  bottom.
 Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help,
and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old Katelyn what she thought about what she
  had just witnessed.

 Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there  in the
first  place. Spank him again."

 
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2003, 04:20:21 PM »

         TigerLily;
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2003, 11:17:01 AM »

tooo funny!
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2003, 07:01:55 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2003, 02:36:13 PM »


 
 
Cute!!!  

It was late at night and Mrs. Smith , who was expecting her second child,  was home alone with her 3-year old daughter, Katelyn. Mrs. Smith started to
go into labor and called 911.

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

 Mrs. Smith pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor  was born.


 The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his  bottom.
 Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old Katelyn what she thought about what she   had just witnessed.

 Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there  in the first  place. Spank him again."

 


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« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2003, 09:19:34 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2003, 08:38:47 AM »

Oh that was great thanks for the laugh  Cheesy
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