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« on: April 29, 2006, 01:25:58 AM » |
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REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.
AND THE BEST ONE:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month
Wife knows everything.
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Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth thy Lord Jesus and believe in thy heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
Jesus is our first, last and only hope. Without Him we would be nothing.
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Kris777
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2006, 10:18:16 AM » |
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Well! Women do!!!   |
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Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth thy Lord Jesus and believe in thy heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
Jesus is our first, last and only hope. Without Him we would be nothing.
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Soldier4Christ
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2006, 11:18:09 AM » |
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Well! Women think theydo!!!  |
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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Kris777
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2006, 11:19:31 AM » |
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Smart guy.  |
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Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth thy Lord Jesus and believe in thy heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
Jesus is our first, last and only hope. Without Him we would be nothing.
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Soldier4Christ
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2006, 11:20:38 AM » |
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2006, 09:45:50 PM » |
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Those are great. I like "better be a reward."  |
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"For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting LIFE." -John 3:16
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2006, 01:51:16 AM » |
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REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month
Wife knows everything.
Good for this guy apparently he's smarter than she is cause she married him   |
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust |
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2006, 10:09:29 AM » |
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The Children were all lined up in the cafeteria lunch line at a Christian School, the lunch monitor posted a note on the large basket of apples it read: "Take only one, God is watching". At the other end there was a large plate with chocolate chip cookies, on it a child had posted a note which read: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
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