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« on: April 29, 2006, 01:25:58 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2006, 01:29:57 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2006, 10:18:16 AM »

Well! Women do!!! Angry Grin
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2006, 11:18:09 AM »

Well! Women think theydo!!! Angry Grin


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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2006, 11:19:31 AM »




 Smart guy. Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2006, 11:20:38 AM »

Smart guy. Tongue


 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2006, 09:45:50 PM »

Those are great. I like "better be a reward." Cool
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2006, 01:51:16 AM »

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Good for this guy apparently he's smarter than she is cause she married him Shocked Undecided
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2006, 10:09:29 AM »

The Children were all lined up in the cafeteria lunch line at a Christian School, the lunch monitor posted a note on the large basket of apples it read: "Take only one, God is watching". At the other end there was a large plate with chocolate chip cookies, on it a child had posted a note which read: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
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