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« on: March 13, 2006, 08:34:55 PM »
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.  When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" 

She replied: a can of peaches.

 

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was  hungry. 

 

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.  She replied 6.
 

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
 
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's  husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. 

He said, " What is it? "
 
The husband said  "She also stole a can of peas."
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2006, 09:08:43 PM »
 Grin Cheesy LOL big mouth Husband  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2006, 09:15:17 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2006, 09:57:23 PM »
Dw those smilies are the weirdest things I have ever seen. Smiley
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