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Re: Hey, Willowbirch
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March 24, 2006, 10:48:42 PM »
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on March 24, 2006, 07:28:31 PM
Hello Willowbirch,
Sister, the Happy Meal was sent Registered Carrier Pigeon Express. However, McDonald's refused to send it hot because of their recent law suit from a customer being burned by hot coffee. So, it was packed in dry ice for Pigeon Shipping.
They also got sued over using milk in the preparation of fries, so there is simply a picture of fries in the Happy Meal.
Yes, there was a mad cow scare of some sort, so the burger is non-allergenic soy burger.
There was also concern over law suits on the toys, so that has been discontinued. However, there are instructions inside on how to make a really cool airplane with the box. To get it, we had to sign an agreement that we would not sue if someone got a paper cut.
Did I mention that all of the packaging is now organic and edible? That's to prevent problems in case someone eats the wrappers.
There's only one more thing that I should probably tell you: All of the portions are very small because of recent law suits over making people obese.
But, there is still a legal form that you must sign and return before you can eat the Happy Meal.
(Small Print: Running and looking for a good place to hide.)
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Re: Hey, Willowbirch
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 24, 2006, 10:00:11 PM
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March 24, 2006, 10:52:47 PM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on March 24, 2006, 10:47:10 PM
The USN use it a lot also but usually in referring to the USMC.
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 24, 2006, 10:52:47 PM
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Re: Hey, Willowbirch
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on March 24, 2006, 07:28:31 PM
Hello Willowbirch,
Sister, the Happy Meal was sent Registered Carrier Pigeon Express. However, McDonald's refused to send it hot because of their recent law suit from a customer being burned by hot coffee. So, it was packed in dry ice for Pigeon Shipping.
They also got sued over using milk in the preparation of fries, so there is simply a picture of fries in the Happy Meal.
Yes, there was a mad cow scare of some sort, so the burger is non-allergenic soy burger.
There was also concern over law suits on the toys, so that has been discontinued. However, there are instructions inside on how to make a really cool airplane with the box. To get it, we had to sign an agreement that we would not sue if someone got a paper cut.
Did I mention that all of the packaging is now organic and edible? That's to prevent problems in case someone eats the wrappers.
There's only one more thing that I should probably tell you: All of the portions are very small because of recent law suits over making people obese.
But, there is still a legal form that you must sign and return before you can eat the Happy Meal.
(Small Print: Running and looking for a good place to hide.)
ROFL! Gee! I can't wait to see how excited Willowbirch is about her prize!
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Re: Hey, Willowbirch
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April 16, 2006, 03:57:20 PM »
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on March 24, 2006, 07:28:31 PM
Hello Willowbirch,
Sister, the Happy Meal was sent Registered Carrier Pigeon Express. However, McDonald's refused to send it hot because of their recent law suit from a customer being burned by hot coffee. So, it was packed in dry ice for Pigeon Shipping.
They also got sued over using milk in the preparation of fries, so there is simply a picture of fries in the Happy Meal.
Yes, there was a mad cow scare of some sort, so the burger is non-allergenic soy burger.
There was also concern over law suits on the toys, so that has been discontinued. However, there are instructions inside on how to make a really cool airplane with the box. To get it, we had to sign an agreement that we would not sue if someone got a paper cut.
Did I mention that all of the packaging is now organic and edible? That's to prevent problems in case someone eats the wrappers.
There's only one more thing that I should probably tell you: All of the portions are very small because of recent law suits over making people obese.
But, there is still a legal form that you must sign and return before you can eat the Happy Meal.
(Small Print: Running and looking for a good place to hide.)
I will not sign it, Sam I am.
I will not sign this legal sham.
I won't support this exploitation
of the avian population.
I cannot, will not stomach soy;
Its just not Happy without the Toy.
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Re: Hey, Willowbirch
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April 16, 2006, 04:14:06 PM »
Quote from: sincereheart on March 25, 2006, 04:59:16 PM
ROFL! Gee! I can't wait to see how excited Willowbirch is about her prize!
I'm excited.
Can't you tell?
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Re: Hey, Willowbirch
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Quote from: Willowbirch on April 16, 2006, 03:57:20 PM
I will not sign it, Sam I am.
I will not sign this legal sham.
I won't support this exploitation
of the avian population.
I cannot, will not stomach soy;
Its just not Happy without the Toy.
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Re: Hey, Willowbirch
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April 16, 2006, 04:20:36 PM »
Quote from: Willowbirch on April 16, 2006, 04:14:06 PM
I'm excited.
Can't you tell?
Then you should show it more sister, like this.................
Oh ya, welcome back sister, it's been a while.
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Re: Hey, Willowbirch
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April 16, 2006, 04:23:05 PM »
Quote from: Willowbirch on April 16, 2006, 03:57:20 PM
I will not sign it, Sam I am.
I will not sign this legal sham.
I won't support this exploitation
of the avian population.
I cannot, will not stomach soy;
Its just not Happy without the Toy.
Now that is funny.
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Re: Hey, Willowbirch
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Quote from: Willowbirch on April 16, 2006, 04:14:06 PM
I'm excited.
Can't you tell?
It shows quite well.
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Re: Hey, Willowbirch
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April 16, 2006, 11:00:12 PM »
Quote from: Willowbirch on April 16, 2006, 03:57:20 PM
I will not sign it, Sam I am.
I will not sign this legal sham.
I won't support this exploitation
of the avian population.
I cannot, will not stomach soy;
Its just not Happy without the Toy.
Cool!
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