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« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2006, 12:51:29 AM »






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« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2006, 07:04:33 AM »

Yes, I believe I have a consitutional right to a Happy Meal. I have not gotten mine yet, so I will need several thousand dollars compensation besides, and if my Happy Meal is too long delayed I will be very unHappy and may require further monetary settlements. If and when my Happy Meal comes, the bun had better not be stale; I will want a refund. The meat had better not be undercooked, I will catch salmonela and sue. It must also come from FDA approved beef so that I will not be a Mad Cow. There had better be no way for me to choke on the toy. I certainly don't want to find rat-feet in the fries.

And PLEASE, wrap the burger properly, so that when I peel the wrapper aside, there is my burger, right-side-up, smiling at me. I do NOT want to see a burger bum-first. That is so crude.

(I remember being a kid and opening a McDonald's burger and finding it upright on its little wrapper placemat. Why did they change? Why, why, why?)

Phew! I'm sure glad it was Tom that started the Happy Meal prize!
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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2006, 08:55:41 AM »

Phew! I'm sure glad it was Tom that started the Happy Meal prize!

Me, too.   Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2006, 01:47:14 PM »

Phew! I'm sure glad it was Tom that started the Happy Meal prize!
I guess he must have forgotten me...............................

PHEW, what was that........................................
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« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2006, 01:53:45 PM »

I guess he must have forgotten me...............................

PHEW, what was that........................................


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« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2006, 07:07:15 AM »


ROFL! That's an "official" USMC term!
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« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2006, 01:29:48 AM »

ROFL! That's an "official" USMC term!
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« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2006, 07:02:23 PM »

I wonder how long till Mr. BEP, Sir will pay up poor ole Willowbirch?
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« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2006, 07:28:31 PM »

Yes, I believe I have a consitutional right to a Happy Meal. I have not gotten mine yet, so I will need several thousand dollars compensation besides, and if my Happy Meal is too long delayed I will be very unHappy and may require further monetary settlements. If and when my Happy Meal comes, the bun had better not be stale; I will want a refund. The meat had better not be undercooked, I will catch salmonela and sue. It must also come from FDA approved beef so that I will not be a Mad Cow. There had better be no way for me to choke on the toy. I certainly don't want to find rat-feet in the fries.

And PLEASE, wrap the burger properly, so that when I peel the wrapper aside, there is my burger, right-side-up, smiling at me. I do NOT want to see a burger bum-first. That is so crude.

(I remember being a kid and opening a McDonald's burger and finding it upright on its little wrapper placemat. Why did they change? Why, why, why?)

Hello Willowbirch,

Sister, the Happy Meal was sent Registered Carrier Pigeon Express. However, McDonald's refused to send it hot because of their recent law suit from a customer being burned by hot coffee. So, it was packed in dry ice for Pigeon Shipping.  Cheesy

They also got sued over using milk in the preparation of fries, so there is simply a picture of fries in the Happy Meal.

Yes, there was a mad cow scare of some sort, so the burger is non-allergenic soy burger.

There was also concern over law suits on the toys, so that has been discontinued. However, there are instructions inside on how to make a really cool airplane with the box. To get it, we had to sign an agreement that we would not sue if someone got a paper cut.

Did I mention that all of the packaging is now organic and edible? That's to prevent problems in case someone eats the wrappers.

There's only one more thing that I should probably tell you: All of the portions are very small because of recent law suits over making people obese. But, there is still a legal form that you must sign and return before you can eat the Happy Meal.


(Small Print:  Running and looking for a good place to hide.)  Grin
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« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2006, 10:00:11 PM »

Hello Willowbirch,

Sister, the Happy Meal was sent Registered Carrier Pigeon Express. However, McDonald's refused to send it hot because of their recent law suit from a customer being burned by hot coffee. So, it was packed in dry ice for Pigeon Shipping.  Cheesy

They also got sued over using milk in the preparation of fries, so there is simply a picture of fries in the Happy Meal.

Yes, there was a mad cow scare of some sort, so the burger is non-allergenic soy burger.

There was also concern over law suits on the toys, so that has been discontinued. However, there are instructions inside on how to make a really cool airplane with the box. To get it, we had to sign an agreement that we would not sue if someone got a paper cut.

Did I mention that all of the packaging is now organic and edible? That's to prevent problems in case someone eats the wrappers.

There's only one more thing that I should probably tell you: All of the portions are very small because of recent law suits over making people obese. But, there is still a legal form that you must sign and return before you can eat the Happy Meal.


(Small Print:  Running and looking for a good place to hide.)  Grin
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« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2006, 10:47:10 PM »

ROFL! That's an "official" USMC term!

The USN use it a lot also but usually in referring to the USMC.

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« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2006, 10:48:04 PM »

I wonder how long till Mr. BEP, Sir will pay up poor ole Willowbirch?

Looks like he has.

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