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« on: March 08, 2006, 02:46:32 AM »

Do you know you passed JudgeNot, for 10th place as poster. Check it out sister. Grin So congratulations.
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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2006, 11:29:12 AM »

You're joking. I won something? But I wasn't even trying!  Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2006, 11:33:38 AM »

Now I've only got about 11,000 posts to go...
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2006, 08:55:53 AM »

ROFL! You go, Willow!

Sorry, I liked the rhyme!

So what was your prize? It used to be a Happy Meal!

If you didn't get yours, see Tom!
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2006, 10:42:36 AM »

ROFL! You go, Willow!

Sorry, I liked the rhyme!

So what was your prize? It used to be a Happy Meal!

If you didn't get yours, see Tom!

Yeah, he's the one that likes to "charge" it.   Grin Grin
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2006, 12:48:51 PM »

Yes, I believe I have a consitutional right to a Happy Meal. I have not gotten mine yet, so I will need several thousand dollars compensation besides, and if my Happy Meal is too long delayed I will be very unHappy and may require further monetary settlements. If and when my Happy Meal comes, the bun had better not be stale; I will want a refund. The meat had better not be undercooked, I will catch salmonela and sue. It must also come from FDA approved beef so that I will not be a Mad Cow. There had better be no way for me to choke on the toy. I certainly don't want to find rat-feet in the fries.

And PLEASE, wrap the burger properly, so that when I peel the wrapper aside, there is my burger, right-side-up, smiling at me. I do NOT want to see a burger bum-first. That is so crude.

(I remember being a kid and opening a McDonald's burger and finding it upright on its little wrapper placemat. Why did they change? Why, why, why?)
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2006, 11:42:05 PM »

Yes, I believe I have a consitutional right to a Happy Meal. I have not gotten mine yet, so I will need several thousand dollars compensation besides, and if my Happy Meal is too long delayed I will be very unHappy and may require further monetary settlements. If and when my Happy Meal comes, the bun had better not be stale; I will want a refund. The meat had better not be undercooked, I will catch salmonela and sue. It must also come from FDA approved beef so that I will not be a Mad Cow. There had better be no way for me to choke on the toy. I certainly don't want to find rat-feet in the fries.

And PLEASE, wrap the burger properly, so that when I peel the wrapper aside, there is my burger, right-side-up, smiling at me. I do NOT want to see a burger bum-first. That is so crude.

(I remember being a kid and opening a McDonald's burger and finding it upright on its little wrapper placemat. Why did they change? Why, why, why?)
Sister, I'm still waiting for mine. Though, after all this time, I don't think I want it anymore. I'd bet it's hard as a rock............. Wink  Grin

Sister, why they changed, is call progress. Sad
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2006, 11:52:39 PM »

Sister, I'm still waiting for mine. Though, after all this time, I don't think I want it anymore. I'd bet it's hard as a rock............. Wink  Grin

Sister, why they changed, is call progress. Sad

I sure wouldn't call that progress.   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2006, 11:59:21 PM »

I sure wouldn't call that progress.   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
You notice, I didn't use a smiley, but a frown. Grin
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2006, 12:03:21 AM »

You notice, I didn't use a smiley, but a frown. Grin

Yep, I noticed.

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Yep, I noticed.


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Yep

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