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Do you know you passed JudgeNot, for 10
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Check it out sister.
So congratulations.
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You're joking. I won something? But I wasn't even trying!
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Now I've only got about 11,000 posts to go...
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ROFL! You go, Willow!
Sorry, I liked the rhyme!
So what was your prize? It used to be a Happy Meal!
If you didn't get yours, see Tom!
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Quote from: sincereheart on March 20, 2006, 08:55:53 AM
ROFL! You go, Willow!
Sorry, I liked the rhyme!
So what was your prize? It used to be a Happy Meal!
If you didn't get yours, see Tom!
Yeah, he's the one that likes to "charge" it.
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Yes, I believe I have a consitutional right to a Happy Meal. I have not gotten mine yet, so I will need several thousand dollars compensation besides, and if my Happy Meal is too long delayed I will be very unHappy and may require further monetary settlements. If and when my Happy Meal comes, the bun had better not be stale; I will want a refund. The meat had better not be undercooked, I will catch salmonela and sue. It must also come from FDA approved beef so that I will not be a Mad Cow. There had better be no way for me to choke on the toy. I certainly don't want to find rat-feet in the fries.
And PLEASE, wrap the burger properly, so that when I peel the wrapper aside, there is my burger, right-side-up, smiling at me. I do NOT want to see a burger bum-first. That is so crude.
(I remember being a kid and opening a McDonald's burger and finding it upright on its little wrapper placemat. Why did they change? Why, why, why?)
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Quote from: Willowbirch on March 20, 2006, 12:48:51 PM
Yes, I believe I have a consitutional right to a Happy Meal. I have not gotten mine yet, so I will need several thousand dollars compensation besides, and if my Happy Meal is too long delayed I will be very unHappy and may require further monetary settlements. If and when my Happy Meal comes, the bun had better not be stale; I will want a refund. The meat had better not be undercooked, I will catch salmonela and sue. It must also come from FDA approved beef so that I will not be a Mad Cow. There had better be no way for me to choke on the toy. I certainly don't want to find rat-feet in the fries.
And PLEASE, wrap the burger properly, so that when I peel the wrapper aside, there is my burger, right-side-up, smiling at me. I do NOT want to see a burger bum-first. That is so crude.
(I remember being a kid and opening a McDonald's burger and finding it upright on its little wrapper placemat. Why did they change? Why, why, why?)
Sister, I'm still waiting for mine. Though, after all this time, I don't think I want it anymore. I'd bet it's hard as a rock.............
Sister, why they changed, is call progress.
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 20, 2006, 11:42:05 PM
Sister, I'm still waiting for mine. Though, after all this time, I don't think I want it anymore. I'd bet it's hard as a rock.............
Sister, why they changed, is call progress.
I sure wouldn't call that progress.
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on March 20, 2006, 11:52:39 PM
I sure wouldn't call that progress.
You notice, I didn't use a smiley, but a frown.
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 20, 2006, 11:59:21 PM
You notice, I didn't use a smiley, but a frown.
Yep, I noticed.
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on March 21, 2006, 12:03:21 AM
Yep, I noticed.
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