And man gained pounds,,,, jest for laughs

from Mountain Wings (a very nice sight)

God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so man and woman would live long and healthy lives.

And satan created fast food. And fast food brought forth the 99 cent doulbe-cheeseburger. And satan said to man, " you want fries with that?" "Super size them"
AND MAN GAINED POUNDS!

And God created the healthful yogurt that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.

And satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt.
AND WOMAN GAINED POUNDS!

And God said" Try my crispy fresh salad".
And satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese.
And there was ice cream for dessert.
AND WOMAN GAINED POUNDS!

And God said," I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with shich to cook them.

And satan brought forth chicken-fired steak in the restaurant so big it needed its own platter.
AND MAN GAINED POUNDS, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

And God said, 'you're runnig up the score, devil" And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat the brimming with nutrition.
And satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the strachy vegee into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream. And man clutched his remote control and ate the potatoe chips. And satan saw and said "it is good"
AND MAN WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST!
And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery...
and satan created HMO's!!!

I thought this was great! Love, Joy