I am here

[Soldier4Christ]

JUST KIDDING I DONT THINK EITHER OF YOU ARE A JOKE. I DIDN'T WANT TO SOUND TOO MEAN. SORRY.

I didn't take it as mean.  It's all in fun.

 

[stillblessed]

DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY. I AINT TALKING  ABOUT YOU TWO, BUT PEOPLE CAN BE REALLY REALLY DUMB. HERE AT THE HOSPITAL NOT EXCLUDING WORKERS I GET SOME OF THE DUBEST QUESTIONS EVER. NO JOKE.

[stillblessed]

I HAD SOMEONE ASK ME AND I QUOTE, "IS THIS A HOSPITAL?", AND THEY WERE STANDING RIGHT IN FROUNT OF ME INSIDE THE HOSPITAL. IT TAKES ALL THE STRENGHT I CAN MUSTER TO TELL THEM NO ITS THE NEXT STREET OVER. JUST TO CLUE YOU IN THERE IS NO NEXT STREET OVER.

[stillblessed]

WE HAVE TWO FLOORS IN THIS HOSPITAL. AND IT IS NOTICEABLE OUTSIDE. I HAD A MAN GO IN THE ELEVATOR, GO UP , COME DOWN, AND REPEATED THIS ABOUT FOUR TIMES.

FINALLY I CAUGHT HIM OFF THE ELEVATOR AND I ASKED HIM "CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMTHING SIR?"
HE REPLIED "YES I AM TRING TO GET TO THE FIFTH FLOOR ICU"
I FELT LIKE TELLING HIM HIS ELEVATOR LEFT WITHOUT HIM. I AM TERRIBLE AINT I?

[Soldier4Christ]

My oldest son works for a company that takes care of different products by phone. When you buy a product (such as stereo's, dvd players) there is a number in the paper work that comes with it so if you have a problem with the product you can call them. He is one of those that gets those calls. He can tell of some real lulu's of a phone calls.

He just told me yesterday of someone that called and wanted his computer printer exchanged because it didn't work. It didn't work just because it ran out of ink. Even though he was told this he still wanted it exchanged. When exchanges are done that way ink cartridges don't get shipped with them. He still wanted it exchanged. That is just one of the least of them though. There are more doozey of a stories than that.

[stillblessed]

JUST PRAY THAT THE LORD GRANT ME PATIENTS(AND NOT THE SICK KIND) BECAUSE I SURE DO NEED THEM.

[Soldier4Christ]

I HAD SOMEONE ASK ME AND I QUOTE, "IS THIS A HOSPITAL?", AND THEY WERE STANDING RIGHT IN FROUNT OF ME INSIDE THE HOSPITAL. IT TAKES ALL THE STRENGHT I CAN MUSTER TO TELL THEM NO ITS THE NEXT STREET OVER. JUST TO CLUE YOU IN THERE IS NO NEXT STREET OVER.

I fully understand the desire to give a wise crack.

[Soldier4Christ]

WE HAVE TWO FLOORS IN THIS HOSPITAL. AND IT IS NOTICEABLE OUTSIDE. I HAD A MAN GO IN THE ELEVATOR, GO UP , COME DOWN, AND REPEATED THIS ABOUT FOUR TIMES.

FINALLY I CAUGHT HIM OFF THE ELEVATOR AND I ASKED HIM "CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMTHING SIR?"
HE REPLIED "YES I AM TRING TO GET TO THE FIFTH FLOOR ICU"
I FELT LIKE TELLING HIM HIS ELEVATOR LEFT WITHOUT HIM. I AM TERRIBLE AINT I?

lol .....  I probably would have and been serious when I said it,

[stillblessed]

lol .....  I probably would have and been serious when I said it,

I WOULD HAVE FELT BAD THOUGH IF HE WOULD HAVE GOT IN THE CAR TO LEAVE AND GO TO THE NEXT STREET.

lol .....  I probably would have and been serious when I said it,

I WOULD NOT HAVE BENN ABLE TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE.

[Soldier4Christ]

JUST PRAY THAT THE LORD GRANT ME PATIENTS(AND NOT THE SICK KIND) BECAUSE I SURE DO NEED THEM.

Prayers being said. Just pray that the Lord doesn't teach you patience by sending more such people.

[Soldier4Christ]

I WOULD HAVE FELT BAD THOUGH IF HE WOULD HAVE GOT IN THE CAR TO LEAVE AND GO TO THE NEXT STREET. I WOULD NOT HAVE BENN ABLE TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE.

I would have probably been banging my head on the desk or been on the floor laughing literally if they had done that.

I am a little slow in responding right now because my grandson is "helping" me type.

[Soldier4Christ]

Then someone would have had to take me to the sixth floor pshyce ward.

[stillblessed]

YOU TWO ARE GREAT I AM SO SO GLAD TO HAVE SOME CHROSTIAN FOLK (EVEN OLD FOLK LOL) TO JOKE AND LAUGH WITH. I FORGOT TO TELL YOU TWO THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO... LAUGH I MEAN. ;DSO IGUESS YOU BOTH ARE A GODSEND TO ME. THANK GOD THANK GOD.
OH YEAH DONT MIND MY ALL CAPS. THE OTHER PROGRAM I HAVE TO RUN FOR THE HOSPITAL YOU HAVE TO USE ALL CAPS AND ITS AGGRAVATING SWITCHING ALL THE TIME.

I would have probably been banging my head on the desk or been on the floor laughing literally if they had done that.

I am a little slow in responding right now because my grandson is "helping" me type.

THAT IS SWEET
HOW OLD IS YOUR GRANDSON?

[stillblessed]

YOU TWO ARE GREAT I AM SO SO GLAD TO HAVE SOME CHROSTIAN FOLK (EVEN OLD FOLK LOL) TO JOKE AND LAUGH WITH. I FORGOT TO TELL YOU TWO THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO... LAUGH I MEAN. ;DSO IGUESS YOU BOTH ARE A GODSEND TO ME. THANK GOD THANK GOD.
OH YEAH DONT MIND MY ALL CAPS. THE OTHER PROGRAM I HAVE TO RUN FOR THE HOSPITAL YOU HAVE TO USE ALL CAPS AND ITS AGGRAVATING SWITCHING ALL THE TIME. THAT IS SWEET
HOW OLD IS YOUR GRANDSON?

SORRY WHEN I SAID "CHROSTIAN" I MEANT CHRISTIAN.
LOL
I AM TERRIBLE AT TYPING
BUT I GUESS THIS IS GOOD PRACTICE HUH?

[stillblessed]

I TAKE UP SO MUCH TIME TYPING THAT I DONT LIKE TO PROOF READ. I AM LAUGHING AT MY SELF HERE.