this is funny God is like

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to
look at
>TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to
communicate
>ideas about God.
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> Here are some of the results:
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> God is like...
> BAYER ASPIRIN
> He works miracles.
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> God is like...
> a FORD
> He's got a better idea.
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> God is like...
> COKE
> He's the real thing.
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> This is great
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> God is like...
> HALLMARK CARDS
> He cares enough to send His very best.
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> God is like...
> TIDE
> He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
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> God is like...
> GENERAL ELECTRIC
> He brings good things to life.
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> God is like..
> SEARS
> He has everything.
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> God is like...
> ALKA-SELTZER
> Try him, you'll like Him.
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> God is like...
> SCOTCH TAPE
> You can't see him, but you know He's there.
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> God is like...
> DELTA
> He's ready when you are.
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> God is like...
> ALLSTATE
> You're in good hands with Him.
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> God is like...
> VO-5 Hair Spray
> He holds through all kinds of weather.
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> God is like...
> DIAL SOAP
> Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?
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> God is like...
> the U.S. POST OFFICE
> Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His
>appointed destination.
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