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« on: February 12, 2006, 03:19:12 PM »

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to
look at
>TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to
communicate
>ideas about God.
>
>   Here are some of the results:
>   scroll down . . ..
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>   God is like...
>   BAYER ASPIRIN
>   He works miracles.
>
>   God is like...
>   a FORD
>   He's got a better idea.
>
>   God is like...
>   COKE
>   He's the real thing.
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>   This is great
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>   God is like...
>   HALLMARK CARDS
>   He cares enough to send His very best.
>
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>   God is like...
>   TIDE
>   He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
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>   God is like...
>   GENERAL ELECTRIC
>   He brings good things to life.
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>   God is like..
>   SEARS
>   He has everything.
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>
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>   God is like...
>   ALKA-SELTZER
>   Try him, you'll like Him.
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>   God is like...
>   SCOTCH TAPE
>   You can't see him, but you know He's there.
>
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>   God is like...
>   DELTA
>   He's ready when you are.
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>   God is like...
>   ALLSTATE
>   You're in good hands with Him.
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>   God is like...
>   VO-5 Hair Spray
>   He holds through all kinds of weather.
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>   God is like...
>   DIAL SOAP
>   Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?
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>   God is like...
>   the U.S. POST OFFICE
>   Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His
>appointed destination.
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2006, 04:16:41 PM »

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