FOOTBALL SEASON IS HERE -- BONE UP ON
YOUR KNOWLEDGE WITH THIS STIMULATING
BIG 10 QUESTIONNAIRE
(1) What does the average Michigan State
player get on his SATs?
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Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32
Iowa cheerleaders in one room?
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A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get an Purdue cheer
leader into your dorm room?
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Grease her hips and push like crazy.
(4) How do you get a Penn State
graduate off your porch?
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Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Michigan cheerleaders
wear bibs?
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To keep the tobacco juice off their
uniforms.
(6) Why is the Northwestern football
team like a possum?
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Because they play dead at home, and
get killed on the
road.
(7) What are the longest three years
of a Indiana football player's life?
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His freshman year.
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How many Badger freshmen does it
take to change a light bulb?
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None . . . That's a sophomore course
at Wisconsin.
(9) Where was O.J. headed in the
white Bronco?
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Minneapolis, Minnesota. He knew that
the police would never look THERE for
a Heisman Trophy
winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and
cymbal crash . . .)
(10) Why did Illinois choose orange
as their team color?
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You can wear it to the game on
Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
picking up trash along the highways
the rest of the week.
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