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« on: December 06, 2005, 11:28:58 PM »

At a recent Women's Lib meeting, a speaker addressed the audience: "Where would man be today if it weren't for women?" ... "Hmmm?, tell me, where would man be?"

After a few seconds, a voice from the back said "He'd be in Eden eating strawberried!"

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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2005, 11:32:05 PM »

thats a good one Sister
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2005, 12:39:47 AM »

That should have read "strawberries" not "strawberried" . . .

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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2005, 03:10:11 AM »

Hello TalkerCat,

I doubt that anyone would have caught it, but you've already plead guilty to a typo now.  It's too late now, the Spell Checker Police are coming to get you.  Grin

John 3:16, before I forget it, I must tell you that I really like your Christmas graphic.
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2005, 10:13:15 AM »


John 3:16, before I forget it, I must tell you that I really like your Christmas graphic.
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2005, 10:28:49 AM »

Spell Checker Police lay off!  Grin Grin  I redeemed myself!

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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2005, 11:18:54 AM »

Spell Checker Police lay off!  Grin Grin  I redeemed myself!

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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2005, 01:21:16 PM »









He was a member of the Spell Checker Police until last week, but he made a spelling error in an arrest report.  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2005, 01:35:37 PM »






He was a member of the Spell Checker Police until last week, but he made a spelling error in an arrest report.  Grin


... and a few other places also.  

 Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2005, 02:26:31 PM »

He might not notice your typo though, PR, DW, and myself have been keeping him busy. HEE HEE HEE.
But, come to think of it, Talker, Adam would indeed be strawberried. LOL Grin Grin
There you have it, an official new word to add to our FINE CHRISTIANS UNITE FORUM.
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2005, 02:50:40 PM »

I remember getting strawberried by my brothers.  Cheesy Cheesy

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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2005, 03:11:51 PM »

LOL
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2005, 05:12:25 PM »

I JUST LOVE YOU GUYS!!!     Kiss

I've always been able to laugh at myself and you've had me in stitches today!  I praise God for leading me to this site - I'm so comfortable here and feel like I'm making friends.  You all are terrific and I hope to get to know everyone better.

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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2005, 05:36:41 PM »

I JUST LOVE YOU GUYS!!!     Kiss

I've always been able to laugh at myself and you've had me in stitches today!  I praise God for leading me to this site - I'm so comfortable here and feel like I'm making friends.  You all are terrific and I hope to get to know everyone better.

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Thanks Sister I Love You To
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2005, 05:42:45 PM »

I JUST LOVE YOU GUYS!!!     Kiss

I've always been able to laugh at myself and you've had me in stitches today!  I praise God for leading me to this site - I'm so comfortable here and feel like I'm making friends.  You all are terrific and I hope to get to know everyone better.

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We love you too sister and we are gald that were led here also.

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