Maybe the following dictionary will help the Federal and Supreme Courts. It makes as much sense as some of their rulings.
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Fractured Dictionary
Arbitrator - \ar'-bi-tray-ter\:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable - \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\:
What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney - \buh-lo'-nee\:
Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette - \burn'-a-det\:
The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize - \bur'-gler-ize\:
What a crook sees with.
Control - \kon-trol'\:
A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters - \kown-ter-fit-ers\:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse - \i-klips'\:
what an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper - \i'-drop-ur\:
a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes - \hee'-rhos\:
what a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank - \left' bangk'\:
what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty - \mis'-tee\:
How some golfers create divots.
Paradox - \par'-uh-doks\:
two physicians.
Parasites - \par'-uh-sites\:
what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist - \farm'-uh-sist\:
a helper on the farm.
Polarize - \po'-lur-ize\:
what penguins see with.
Primate - \pri'-mat\:
removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief - \ree-leef'\:
what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck - \rub'-er-nek\:
what you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress - \seem'-stres\:
describes 250 pounds in a size six.
Selfish - \sel'-fish\:
what the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued - \sub-dood'\:
like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.
Sudafed - \sood'-a-fed\:
bringing litigation against a government.
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