Debate to end all debates!

[2nd Timothy]

OK folks, lets review the rules here quickly before we begin.

It might get hot in this kitchen. If you don't like heat, stay out of this kitchen. Only the more obvious rules about language and topics will be enforced here.






Disclaimer:  If you find this man or his treatment of chickens offensive, you might not wish to read any further.

Here we go....
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Original recipe, or extra crispy?    

If you said extra crispy....




WRONG!

[Soldier4Christ]

 

This is an ongoing debate between my wife and I.

I vote ....  ORIGINAL

[Tibby]

Crispy all the way!

[asaph]

It's obvious. Even a caveman knows the answer to this one.

ORIGINAL!

ASAPH

[Tibby]

[Tibby]

Your backwards conservative insults will not sway me! The times are changing, and so must we! Original was fine for back in the day, but this is a new age, and a time for a new guard! The crispy guard!

[Soldier4Christ]

How did I know that Tibby would take the opposing view.      


Crispy is refried originals.  

[Tibby]

The New Southern Journal is Medical did a study that clearly shows that, not only do crisp taste better, but they also lower cholesterol, cure cancer, do advanced calculus, and are low in carbs, too!

Keep your originals, you red state wacko!

[Evangelist]

A little bite of original, then a smidgen of crispy, and a
DOUBLE HELPIN' OF EXTRA SPICY!......


Bryl Cream, a little dab'l do ya....

[Evangelist]

I would, at this point in time, just like to say that none of you have any clue as to which one tastes best, since you have not mentioned in any way, shape, form or fashion the requirement....YES, REQUIREMENT.....that ALL chicken (pollo) must be ingested with copious quantities of that culinary delight, JALAPENO PEPPERS!!!!

[size=-2]Bunch of gastronomic illiterates....mumble, mumble[/size]

[Tibby]

How dare you compromise, Evangelist! I can’t believe that you, of all people, would be for seeker-friendly chicken! I’m appalled! Man, you think you know a guy, then he goes and pulls something like this! Tom, this man needs to be banned! This thoughts are just unfastfood! I can never look at you the same again!

And extra spicy, how dare you even bring it! Such debauchery can say in the bucket where in belongs! Even Honey BBQ would have been ok, but Spicy? You need to example your stomach, spend some time in fasting, and think about such things!  

[Tibby]

Jalapeño peppers? I’m offended to even eat at the same place as you! May god have mercy on your soul!

[Soldier4Christ]

Keep your originals, you red state wacko!

I'm in a blue state and still prefer original.

Jalapeño peppers? Those are for the ones that don't like the flavor of chicken and must hide it. (They are also for those with iron lungs, iron stomach, etc.) I avoid things that burn.

[JudgeNot]

I am absolutely shocked at this insensitive and intolerant thread.  Its outwardly urbane appearance hardly veils the blatant intent, and I for one, see right through the ruse.
 
To begin with, PETA has already told us through a nationwide ad campaign that a chicken is the same as a Jew.  As a result, I must conclude that this thread is either aimed at the unthoughtful degradation of chickens or Jews, or perhaps even both!  

And then, to compound the intolerance, insensitivity towards Mexicans was introduced to the thread!  (Yes, Evangelist - I'm talking about you.  You see, I know that what you really mean when you say "chicken is best with jalapeno" is that we need Mexicans to work at KFCs.  You cleverly try to hide your actual agenda, but it plainly reveals it's self!)
 
And then all this talk of "original" or "crispy":  A CHOICE MUST BE MADE!   This is rhetoric viciously intended to divide!  Take Tibby's attempt to revive the Civil War!  This thread is hurtful, intimidating, racist and mean spirited.

Hmmmpfff!
I wouldn't add a syllable to this silly, unthoughtful thread if it was the only thread on the internet.

Oh, yea;
Crispy, (strips with BBQ sauce). (Preferably served in a RED state.)

[Kris777]

Here I'll stump ya.  What if I decide to get a value bucket and get orginal and cripsy? I might decide to through in some pop corn chicken in there too.  Hey JudgeNot, would that then apply that I think that midgits should work at a KFC?