Dogs suck

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Dogs suck

« on: May 28, 2004, 04:52:14 PM »

There. I said it.


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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2004, 09:02:37 PM »

Awwww....is it opposite day???


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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2004, 01:06:59 PM »

No, I just hate dogs.


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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2004, 06:59:30 PM »

Awww.. dogs are sweet.. unless they're foaming at the mouth. Then they're not so sweet, and you should get as far away as possible.

I have a black lab named Jazzie, and she's just the sweetest dog you've ever seen. Her previous owner used to beat her, so now when ever she walks up to someone she does this crawl like you're going to hit her.

I've pretty much gotten her out of that with me though. If you sit down, she'll just love on you and try to climb into lap.


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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2004, 09:06:41 PM »

Quote from: Sapphire W34P0N on May 28, 2004, 04:52:14 PM

There. I said it.


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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2004, 06:59:12 AM »

Quote from: Sapphire W34P0N on May 28, 2004, 04:52:14 PM

There. I said it.

You are sooooo cute! Grin

Yankees!


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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2004, 02:59:28 PM »

You are sooooo cute!

You're not the only one who thinks so.

Yankees!

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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2004, 12:16:08 AM »

awww your missing out....

Their loyal companions , they love you unconditionally, their playful, your missing the whole point of having a friendship with them a bond with them its just amazing , if you only gave them a chance, i know you'll love them Cheesy


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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2004, 01:43:07 AM »

Quote from: Sapphire W34P0N on May 28, 2004, 04:52:14 PM

There. I said it.

And I will agreee with you, for a change.


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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2004, 02:46:20 PM »

your missing the whole point of having a friendship with them a bond with them its just amazing

You should see the bond I have with my cat. Yeah. He follows me everywhere, even into the bathroom.


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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2004, 10:33:41 PM »

The Yankees stink.
Dogs have bad breath.

Cats shed.
Cats claw.
Cats bite.

Dogs are always happy to see you.
Cats are angry because you were gone.

The Yankees stink.
Dogs lick your hand.
Cats bite your hand.

Cats bury their ‘leavings’.
Dogs leave theirs proudly on display.

Dogs eat their barf.
Cats let you clean theirs up.

Feed a cat for $10 a month.
Feed a dog for $40 a month.

Your dog LOVES to go for a ride in the car.
Your cat can read your mind and will hide if you even consider it.

The Yankees really suck.
Dogs play frisbee.
Cats play with dust bunnies.

Dogs drool.
Cats do nothing that compares to that.
A’s rule.

Dogs drink out of the toilet, and then lick you in the face.
Cats lick their behinds, then…(I’ll have to think about that one for a while.)

Dogs chase (and get sprayed by) skunks.
Cats don’t.

Dogs LIKE you.
Cats (apparently) don’t.


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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2004, 11:37:38 AM »

Aw, that's not nice! Tongue

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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2004, 08:16:49 PM »

Quote from: Sapphire W34P0N on June 02, 2004, 02:46:20 PM

your missing the whole point of having a friendship with them a bond with them its just amazing

You should see the bond I have with my cat. Yeah. He follows me everywhere, even into the bathroom.

Yesh, that ish what the fat gray one in our family doesh.
She also likes to turn her nauseatingly cute likkle nose up at you when you plead, beg, scold, and rant at her to jump on your lap, then when you get a laptop on your lap, she stares at you with a mournful face that says, 'Oh poor ikkle me....*Sniff*...nobody EVER holds me!'

Anyway....I like Cats better than Dogs.


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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2004, 08:34:07 AM »

Quote from: Sapphire W34P0N on June 01, 2004, 02:59:28 PM

You are sooooo cute!

You're not the only one who thinks so.

You're so cute that they should make a special smilie with your face! Grin

Yankees!

Cop-out.

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Re:Dogs suck

« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2004, 01:12:18 PM »

Quote from: JudgeNot on June 02, 2004, 10:33:41 PM

The Yankees stink.

Liked the poem! You people are starting to convince me that the only pet worth having is a pet rock...until it fell on someone's toe. (There is also a "pet Fat", a yellow plastic blob that supposedly looks like fat. It is a magnet that you stick on your fridge to keep you from overeating. Roll Eyes

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