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« Reply #135 on: July 23, 2004, 02:28:24 PM »

From the thread MEN STRIKE BACK

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.


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« Reply #136 on: July 23, 2004, 02:29:36 PM »

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Then how come I'm always up first and I'm the most tired??  Angry


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In my home sincereheart, I am the first up. Tongue
Course I have different reasons as well.
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« Reply #137 on: July 23, 2004, 03:25:38 PM »

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Then how come I'm always up first and I'm the most tired??  Angry


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In my home sincereheart, I am the first up. Tongue
Course I have different reasons as well.

Me too!  Aaaaand I'm usually the one who gets up with the kids at night, aaaaand I'm usually the one who helps them when they're sick, aaaaaand I NEVER do so begrudgingly or in anger.  *Hopes his wife doesn't read this one*  

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« Reply #138 on: July 23, 2004, 05:40:49 PM »

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Then how come I'm always up first and I'm the most tired??  Angry


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In my home sincereheart, I am the first up. Tongue
Course I have different reasons as well.

Doesn't count! Cause you're also the LAST one up!  Tongue
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« Reply #139 on: July 23, 2004, 05:43:05 PM »

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Then how come I'm always up first and I'm the most tired??  Angry


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In my home sincereheart, I am the first up. Tongue
Course I have different reasons as well.

Me too!  Aaaaand I'm usually the one who gets up with the kids at night, aaaaand I'm usually the one who helps them when they're sick, aaaaaand I NEVER do so begrudgingly or in anger.  *Hopes his wife doesn't read this one*  
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Can I quote you on this? That way you can be in trouble with your wife AND my husband!  Cool
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« Reply #140 on: July 23, 2004, 06:10:47 PM »

In my home sincereheart, I am the first up. Tongue
Course I have different reasons as well.

Doesn't count! Cause you're also the LAST one up!  Tongue
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« Reply #141 on: July 23, 2004, 06:12:56 PM »

Me too!  Aaaaand I'm usually the one who gets up with the kids at night, aaaaand I'm usually the one who helps them when they're sick, aaaaaand I NEVER do so begrudgingly or in anger.  *Hopes his wife doesn't read this one*  

WHOA! Is Jazz-man the result of all that caffeine absorbtion?
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« Reply #142 on: July 23, 2004, 11:26:40 PM »

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Then how come I'm always up first and I'm the most tired??  Angry


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In my home sincereheart, I am the first up. Tongue
Course I have different reasons as well.

Me too!  Aaaaand I'm usually the one who gets up with the kids at night, aaaaand I'm usually the one who helps them when they're sick, aaaaaand I NEVER do so begrudgingly or in anger.  *Hopes his wife doesn't read this one*  

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I was up with the kids when my wife was asleep, so she could rest at night. I also helped the kids when they needed help with homework. Grin
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« Reply #143 on: July 23, 2004, 11:27:58 PM »

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Then how come I'm always up first and I'm the most tired??  Angry


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In my home sincereheart, I am the first up. Tongue
Course I have different reasons as well.

Doesn't count! Cause you're also the LAST one up!  Tongue
Last awake and first up.
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« Reply #144 on: July 23, 2004, 11:28:31 PM »

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Then how come I'm always up first and I'm the most tired??  Angry


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In my home sincereheart, I am the first up. Tongue
Course I have different reasons as well.

Me too!  Aaaaand I'm usually the one who gets up with the kids at night, aaaaand I'm usually the one who helps them when they're sick, aaaaaand I NEVER do so begrudgingly or in anger.  *Hopes his wife doesn't read this one*  
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Can I quote you on this? That way you can be in trouble with your wife AND my husband!  Cool
Hee, hee, hee, hee, :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:
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« Reply #145 on: July 29, 2004, 08:54:43 AM »

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Then how come I'm always up first and I'm the most tired??  Angry


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In my home sincereheart, I am the first up. Tongue
Course I have different reasons as well.

Me too!  Aaaaand I'm usually the one who gets up with the kids at night, aaaaand I'm usually the one who helps them when they're sick, aaaaaand I NEVER do so begrudgingly or in anger.  *Hopes his wife doesn't read this one*  
 Grin

Can I quote you on this? That way you can be in trouble with your wife AND my husband!  Cool

Actually, I do get up with the girls, and am usually the one to take a day to stay home with them when they're sick.  The begrudgingly angry part... Grin
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« Reply #146 on: July 29, 2004, 08:55:45 AM »

Me too!  Aaaaand I'm usually the one who gets up with the kids at night, aaaaand I'm usually the one who helps them when they're sick, aaaaaand I NEVER do so begrudgingly or in anger.  *Hopes his wife doesn't read this one*  

WHOA! Is Jazz-man the result of all that caffeine absorbtion?

That and the nightly house painting...for the neighborhood.   Grin
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« Reply #147 on: July 29, 2004, 08:56:46 AM »

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Then how come I'm always up first and I'm the most tired??  Angry


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In my home sincereheart, I am the first up. Tongue
Course I have different reasons as well.

Me too!  Aaaaand I'm usually the one who gets up with the kids at night, aaaaand I'm usually the one who helps them when they're sick, aaaaaand I NEVER do so begrudgingly or in anger.  *Hopes his wife doesn't read this one*  

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I was up with the kids when my wife was asleep, so she could rest at night. I also helped the kids when they needed help with homework. Grin

DUDE!!![/b]  WE are the men!!   Grin
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« Reply #148 on: July 29, 2004, 09:35:13 AM »

Men Know Women


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« Reply #149 on: July 31, 2004, 04:44:45 AM »

Men Know Women


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