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Shammu
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Blackeyespeas, do you remember the show where; Floyd had his first customer of the day who happened to be Andy.When Floyd was done he refused to take the money from Andy.Andy said"Look Floyd I know were friends but business is business!" "I want to pay for my haircut"!
Floyd said"heres what we'll do.You open the cash regester cause I really don't know how much is in there Then match what ever is in there and then take out $20.00!Andy says ok and does that.Floyd then says "hey I kinda like this!"
So a little while later Goober walks in for a haircut and when Floyd is done he tells Goober you can have the same deal I gave Andy Match whatever is in the till and then take $20.00 nexts Howard walks in and gets told he can have have the same deal as Gober and Andy! Then in walks Barney Floyds 4th customer and Floyd says you can have the same deal I gave Howard,Gober,and Andy!Just walk over to the till and Match what was in there and then take $20.00! Barney says I can't do it ! Theres no money in the till!
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Oklahoma Howdy to Dreamweaver,
I'll have to search my memory banks and see if I can remember that episode. I've only seen 3 or 4 in the last ten years or so. TVLand shows a few every now and then, but I don't watch a lot of TV. I remember several really funny episodes where Barney actually got to put his (1) bullet in his gun.
His shaking and face were really funny when he was on a dangerous case, and Andy usually had to rescue him.
Tom
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Quote from: ollie on February 12, 2004, 12:49:23 PM
Quote from: Reba on February 12, 2004, 12:53:19 AM
Shall we dance? The jailor has left the thread.
och! LOL!
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Quote from: Shylynne on July 20, 2004, 07:05:35 PM
Quote from: ollie on February 12, 2004, 12:49:23 PM
Quote from: Reba on February 12, 2004, 12:53:19 AM
Shall we dance? The jailor has left the thread.
och! LOL!
Figures you would say that...........
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 20, 2004, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: Shylynne on July 20, 2004, 07:05:35 PM
Quote from: ollie on February 12, 2004, 12:49:23 PM
Quote from: Reba on February 12, 2004, 12:53:19 AM
Shall we dance? The jailor has left the thread.
och! LOL!
Figures you would say that...........
really tho eh ............
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Quote from: Shylynne on July 23, 2004, 06:14:16 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 20, 2004, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: Shylynne on July 20, 2004, 07:05:35 PM
Quote from: ollie on February 12, 2004, 12:49:23 PM
Quote from: Reba on February 12, 2004, 12:53:19 AM
Shall we dance? The jailor has left the thread.
och! LOL!
Figures you would say that...........
really tho eh ............
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 23, 2004, 02:20:56 PM
Quote from: Shylynne on July 23, 2004, 06:14:16 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 20, 2004, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: Shylynne on July 20, 2004, 07:05:35 PM
Quote from: ollie on February 12, 2004, 12:49:23 PM
Quote from: Reba on February 12, 2004, 12:53:19 AM
Shall we dance? The jailor has left the thread.
och! LOL!
Figures you would say that...........
really tho eh ............
hmm...only two people talking...
and i`m a gal...
guess that would make you the lil ape?
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Quote from: Shylynne on July 24, 2004, 09:04:12 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 23, 2004, 02:20:56 PM
Quote from: Shylynne on July 23, 2004, 06:14:16 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 20, 2004, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: Shylynne on July 20, 2004, 07:05:35 PM
Quote from: ollie on February 12, 2004, 12:49:23 PM
Quote from: Reba on February 12, 2004, 12:53:19 AM
Shall we dance? The jailor has left the thread.
och! LOL!
Figures you would say that...........
really tho eh ............
hmm...only two people talking...
and i`m a gal...
guess that would make you the lil ape?
Nope I ain't pictured. That must be your pet.
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Quote from: Reba on July 24, 2004, 12:37:07 PM
Why are all of you women ganging up on me.
j/k
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July 24, 2004, 11:34:09 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 24, 2004, 03:30:24 PM
Quote from: Reba on July 24, 2004, 12:37:07 PM
Why are all of you women ganging up on me.
j/k
Brother, I must warn you that each one of them is dangerous all alone. You might see Steve Irwin, the Croc Hunter, wrestling crocs or holding cobras by the tail, but he's terrified of women.
I can hear him now - "DANGER!!, DANGER!! - run for your lives!"
Steve would quickly tell you that they are DANGEROUS in any setting.
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July 24, 2004, 11:50:11 PM »
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on July 24, 2004, 11:34:09 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 24, 2004, 03:30:24 PM
Quote from: Reba on July 24, 2004, 12:37:07 PM
Why are all of you women ganging up on me.
j/k
Brother, I must warn you that each one of them is dangerous all alone. You might see Steve Irwin, the Croc Hunter, wrestling crocs or holding cobras by the tail, but he's terrified of women.
I can hear him now - "DANGER!!, DANGER!! - run for your lives!"
Steve would quickly tell you that they are DANGEROUS in any setting.
Or is it that I am single, and I am not looking......
When is a woman not dangerous beeps.........
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Quote from: ollie on November 16, 2003, 09:57:19 PM
Can we collect $200.00 when we pass go?
Hey, I can use that $200.00 and the extra in the middle!!!!
It's Not fun being disabled.....
with zero income for over a year.
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Quote from: KristiAnn on July 25, 2004, 02:57:59 PM
Quote from: ollie on November 16, 2003, 09:57:19 PM
Can we collect $200.00 when we pass go?
It's Not fun being disabled......
I know
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July 26, 2004, 09:23:04 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 24, 2004, 11:50:11 PM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on July 24, 2004, 11:34:09 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 24, 2004, 03:30:24 PM
Quote from: Reba on July 24, 2004, 12:37:07 PM
Why are all of you women ganging up on me.
j/k
Brother, I must warn you that each one of them is dangerous all alone. You might see Steve Irwin, the Croc Hunter, wrestling crocs or holding cobras by the tail, but he's terrified of women.
I can hear him now - "DANGER!!, DANGER!! - run for your lives!"
Steve would quickly tell you that they are DANGEROUS in any setting.
Or is it that I am single, and I am not looking......
When is a woman not dangerous beeps.........
rofl
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