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« Reply #75 on: February 03, 2004, 08:36:05 AM » |
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Finally justice prevails for a lawyer, how fitting!  |
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« Reply #76 on: February 03, 2004, 08:46:18 AM » |
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 (face turns red in embarishment) (pay no attention to the MAN in the womens forum) Sorry ladies and girls for posting on your "just for women" post, I saw the lawyer post in the top ten posts on the home page and just responded because I liked the story. I didn't see that it was the womens only post until after I had responded. No disrespect intended... woops, I'll be leaving your womens only post now. (feeling like I accidentally walked into the Ladies restroom! I didn't see or hear anything, honest!) 
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« Reply #77 on: February 03, 2004, 10:03:04 AM » |
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ROFL! You're more amusing than any of the humor that's been posted!  Quite alright! Really! Very rarely does a female get upset when men come in here! Most of the regulars appreciate the male viewpoint! No harm! Everyone's decent.... |
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« Reply #78 on: February 03, 2004, 10:03:59 AM » |
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*still chuckling*
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« Reply #79 on: February 05, 2004, 07:04:03 AM » |
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If Rednecks Were in Charge.....  |
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« Reply #80 on: February 05, 2004, 07:07:17 AM » |
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If rednecks Were in Charge.....  |
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« Reply #81 on: February 05, 2004, 07:09:51 AM » |
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If rednecks Were in Charge.....  |
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« Reply #82 on: February 05, 2004, 07:11:08 AM » |
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If Rednecks Were in Charge....  |
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« Reply #83 on: February 05, 2004, 07:28:09 AM » |
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FBI78
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« Reply #85 on: February 05, 2004, 07:34:34 PM » |
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Those were all funny thanks for the laughs! Post more lol.  |
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Cindy and Mike 11/8/97
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"God grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannnot change.. Courage to change the things I can and Wisdom to know the difference." Reinhold Niebuhr
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« Reply #87 on: February 06, 2004, 08:49:21 AM » |
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How about this, instead?  |
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« Reply #88 on: February 09, 2004, 06:37:17 PM » |
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After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine. This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
Heeheehee... Paul2 IS just as funny as any of the jokes... And sincereheart, loved all the pictures!  |
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"Man dreams and desires; God broods, and wills, and quickens."
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« Reply #89 on: February 09, 2004, 06:37:35 PM » |
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Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this
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"Man dreams and desires; God broods, and wills, and quickens."
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