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« Reply #75 on: June 17, 2004, 07:14:15 PM »

A retread.
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« Reply #76 on: June 17, 2004, 07:16:02 PM »

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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Yuck football.
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
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« Reply #77 on: June 18, 2004, 01:42:44 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

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Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. Grin

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... Tongue
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. Cry
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
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« Reply #78 on: June 18, 2004, 01:43:38 AM »

It still looks new.....
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« Reply #79 on: June 18, 2004, 01:43:54 AM »

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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Yuck football.
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
Grin
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« Reply #80 on: June 18, 2004, 07:34:24 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry





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Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... Roll Eyes
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  Undecided

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  Wink
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« Reply #81 on: June 18, 2004, 07:35:39 AM »

Cry I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   Sad

 Lips Sealed It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #82 on: June 18, 2004, 07:36:57 AM »

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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Well maybe not the coach.  Huh
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
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« Reply #83 on: June 18, 2004, 07:37:28 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry





  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  Wink
Both, if possible.
Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  Wink
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« Reply #84 on: June 18, 2004, 07:38:31 AM »

Sincereheart,

 Grin  They were used teeth when I got them.


Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  Lips Sealed

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie?

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this?
Ummmm...... yes???  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #85 on: June 18, 2004, 07:41:02 AM »

Sure does! Looks like brand new treads!  Grin
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« Reply #86 on: June 18, 2004, 07:42:15 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry





  Grin
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. Grin

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... Tongue
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. Cry
Them secrets is awful loud!  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #87 on: June 18, 2004, 07:42:55 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry


  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?
I need a new cane, thank you Sincereheart for offering.
You're welcome!  Grin
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« Reply #88 on: June 18, 2004, 07:43:40 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry


  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! Tongue
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« Reply #89 on: June 18, 2004, 07:44:30 AM »

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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Yuck football.
K, now that is a visual of my thoughts!
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