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Tibby
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Really? I had a similar problem. Women used to trick me by hiding their horns under their hair...
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Willowbirch
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Quote from: Shylynne on April 13, 2004, 07:04:22 PM
Men used to fool me by walking upright, but I'm on to 'em now!
Micah 7:2 "...And there is no upright person among men..."
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Shylynne
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LOL Willow...you made me go look that up cause I thought you were making it up...and sure `nuff...
Micah 7:4 The best of them is as a thorn: the most upright is sharper than a thorn hedge
Have you got long hair willow?...we may need it!
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Willowbirch
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Quote from: Tibby on April 14, 2004, 01:42:04 AM
Really? I had a similar problem. Women used to trick me by hiding their horns under their hair...
Micah 4:13 "Arise and thresh, Daughter of Zion, For your horn I will make iron..."
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Willowbirch
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Quote from: Shylynne on April 14, 2004, 07:31:41 PM
LOL Willow...you made me go look that up cause I thought you were making it up...and sure `nuff...
Me! Make things up???
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Have you got long hair willow?...we may need it!
I chopped it off last month. (Now there's nothin' to hide the horn...)
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sincereheart
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Quote from: Allinall on April 13, 2004, 12:46:38 PM
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Actually, it says that men are supposed to make the coffee! There's a whole Book about it....
He brews!
Now if you'd just do your jobs, we'd be less bitter - as long as the coffee isn't!
hehe! That's funny!
I've got the coffee brewin' ladies and gentlemen. I'm bein' the man I've been called to be!
Now there's a good man!
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Good come-backs ladies
Tibby, is probably sprouting horns from all those clunks
and AllinAll is probably still trying to get the coffee brewed perfectly!
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Trust in the Lord with all thine heart and lean not unto thine own understanding, in all thine ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths ~~~~Proverbs 3:5-6
Shylynne
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LOL! allinall offered us coffee ...but neer served us any...
he said it was brewin! ... so we know ...he knows how to work the coffee pot...hmmm...I KNOW...no clean cups!...I once heard of a man whose wife went away...and came home to find him eating from the childrens tea set because there were no clean dishes
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Sorry ladies! It took some time but...
...coffee's served!
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oh my!...what a lovely hostess...is your wife...tell her thank you for us Allinall!
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Behind every sucessful man,
there was a woman behind him.
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Quote from: Allinall on April 16, 2004, 12:09:22 PM
Sorry ladies! It took some time but...
...coffee's served!
Oo! Where's Pooh Bear?
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Quote from: Shylynne on April 17, 2004, 06:48:40 AM
oh my!...what a lovely hostess...is your wife...tell her thank you for us Allinall!
Do you know me?
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Do you know me?
hehee
It`s common knowledge amoung us women folk that women always have to finish anything a man starts...but thanks anyways
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Quote from: Shylynne on April 20, 2004, 08:42:50 AM
Do you know me?
hehee
It`s common knowledge amoung us women folk that women always have to finish anything a man starts...but thanks anyways
Really? I've never known a man to ever let the woman have the last word in an argument...
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