Jail

[Allinall]

Forget the charges...what's the bounty?  

[Whitehorse]

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

I understand the book is called "The Dungeon Cookbook". The completion date is uncertain and depends on how many candles Whitehorse is generous enough to supply. An audio CD by the "Dungeon Duet" will come with all book orders. All of your dungeon favorites are sure to be included (i.e. Strangers in the Dark, Chained Melody, I Can't See Clearly, Bat Wings Rhapsody, and 100s of other favorites).  

In Christ,
Tom  

  Oh, this is too priceless.

Tell us more about the dungeon cookbook, too.  

[nChrist]

Another book.  That figures.  

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

I understand the book is called "The Dungeon Cookbook". The completion date is uncertain and depends on how many candles Whitehorse is generous enough to supply. An audio CD by the "Dungeon Duet" will come with all book orders. All of your dungeon favorites are sure to be included (i.e. Strangers in the Dark, Chained Melody, I Can't See Clearly, Bat Wings Rhapsody, and 100s of other favorites).  

In Christ,
Tom  

Another one of those "wild Christmas presents" you found in a cataloge?

Oklahoma Howdy to Willowbirch,

   I'll have to admit that I thought this one up all by myself, but maybe we can get it in one of those "wild Christmas presents" catalogs for next year. Maybe we can use the proceeds to furnish a new torture chamber.  

Tom

[nChrist]

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

So, who're the runner-ups--"Charlie", "Avemaria"??

I think that Charlie is public enemy number one. He may set a record for attacking the highest number of users in the shortest period of time. I think he has allies that arrived just before he did, maybe Uriyah and the guy who calls the Rapture an "Alien Abduction". There may be one or two other members of this troll pack.

I don't think Avemaria is a troll, just someone with strong beliefs. I'm cross-eyed from reading all the posts, so I could easily be wrong.  

Whatever the Star Chamber decides.  

Tom

[nChrist]

Oklahoma Howdy to Whitehorse,

Oh, this is too priceless.

Tell us more about the dungeon cookbook, too.  

Keep this under your hat since this is pre-release information. Some of the "door-buster" recipes may be:

termite twists
ants ah la la
grubs grande
slugs supreme
fungus fondue
stir fry lice rice

   

[Symphony]

...Chained Melody


hehe.  Good one, bep.  

[Whitehorse]

Oklahoma Howdy to Whitehorse,

Oh, this is too priceless.

Tell us more about the dungeon cookbook, too.  

Keep this under your hat since this is pre-release information. Some of the "door-buster" recipes may be:

termite twists
ants ah la la
grubs grande
slugs supreme
fungus fondue
stir fry lice rice

   

Hehehehe! Those sound tasty. I particularly like the ants ah la la!  

Is there a christmas variety of this? Like, if we add cinnamon and almond, can we make it Ants Fah la la?

[nChrist]

Oklahoma Howdy to Whitehorse,

Is there a christmas variety of this? Like, if we add cinnamon and almond, can we make it Ants Fah la la?

     

[Willowbirch]

Is there a christmas variety of this? Like, if we add cinnamon and almond, can we make it Ants Fah la la?

I love new traditions! We'll test it out on Troll, the ancient yuletide carol.

[Whitehorse]

 

[Symphony]

So does Uriyah here get to go to Jail, or just Probation??



   

[nChrist]

So does Uriyah here get to go to Jail, or just Probation??



   

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

   She appears to have fled the country after her anti-Christ thread was closed. I guess that was the only troll game she knew. I would vote for hunting her down and jailing her. See if the cyclops is hungry.  

Tom

[Whitehorse]

I could ask him...

[nChrist]

I could ask him...

Let's put out an A.P.B. (All Points Bulletin) for her and not feed the cyclops for several days.  

[Tibby]

One question: what will we feed the Cyclops when all the trolls are gone?