Jail

[Symphony]

Hey, yeah, where IS Hitch??

Solitary, I guess.  

[Forrest]

     Hitch's last post was on OCT. 27

[ollie]

Doesn't seem like we've had too many arrests  lately.  

Perhaps the jail is in the hands of the prisoners in cahoots with the law enforcement agencies.

 

[Whitehorse]

That's right! *jingling keys*  

[Symphony]

"...spiritual wickedness in high places..."


   


     

[nChrist]

Hey, yeah, where IS Hitch??

Solitary, I guess.  

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

Hitch and John the Baptist are sharing a cell in the dungeon on a life sentence. I understand a book is in the works.

In Christ,
Tom

[Symphony]

Another book.  That figures.  

[Whitehorse]

Well, if you feel that's a bad idea, Sym, you could always throw the book at them.

[Symphony]

   

[nChrist]

Another book.  That figures.  

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

I understand the book is called "The Dungeon Cookbook". The completion date is uncertain and depends on how many candles Whitehorse is generous enough to supply. An audio CD by the "Dungeon Duet" will come with all book orders. All of your dungeon favorites are sure to be included (i.e. Strangers in the Dark, Chained Melody, I Can't See Clearly, Bat Wings Rhapsody, and 100s of other favorites).  

In Christ,
Tom  

[Reba]

In memery of Hitch

LM_O

[Willowbirch]

Another book.  That figures.  

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

I understand the book is called "The Dungeon Cookbook". The completion date is uncertain and depends on how many candles Whitehorse is generous enough to supply. An audio CD by the "Dungeon Duet" will come with all book orders. All of your dungeon favorites are sure to be included (i.e. Strangers in the Dark, Chained Melody, I Can't See Clearly, Bat Wings Rhapsody, and 100s of other favorites).  

In Christ,
Tom  

Another one of those "wild Christmas presents" you found in a cataloge?

[Symphony]

I think we're beginning to get some good candidates for our ChristiansUnite jail.

Unless they, um, change their ways.


   

[nChrist]

I think we're beginning to get some good candidates for our ChristiansUnite jail.

Unless they, um, change their ways.


   

Oklahoma Howdy to Brother Symphony,

Brother, troll packs never change their ways. It may be time for a troll round-up. We'll probably need more road-kill to feed the extra prisoners in the jail. I think many are ready to either have the trolls jailed or call Orkin.  

Tom

[Symphony]

So, who're the runner-ups--"Charlie", "Avemaria"??

Any others?

What'll be the charges??

Or do we need any charges?  

In true fashion of a Star Chamber, maybe we ought to just make them up as we go.