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« Reply #345 on: October 27, 2004, 02:35:50 PM »




who thaid anything about dogths?
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« Reply #346 on: October 27, 2004, 03:21:15 PM »

ah...now I understand the "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush " ...most likely penned by a canuck...out in the bush with his american friends...waiting for them to stop yakking politics and naming the birds after their choice of feather, and blaming the president/ or not and/or his opponent depending on wether the shot was missed...and...and just SHOOT one already!  Tongue
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« Reply #347 on: October 27, 2004, 05:38:57 PM »

 Grin   Grin  ROFL - Thanks - I needed that laugh.

Now, I'm sitting here thinking of the awful wailing and gnashing of teeth and claws in a battle between turkey and kitty.

Yes, I had to think about Jerry Clower and one or both the turkey and kitty hollering:

Shoot up here amongst us!!

One of us gots to have some relief!!
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« Reply #348 on: October 27, 2004, 09:27:07 PM »


You people just don't understand me.


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« Reply #349 on: October 28, 2004, 06:59:22 AM »


You people just don't understand me.




And if ya don't understand it - just bake it!  Grin
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« Reply #350 on: October 28, 2004, 10:27:37 AM »


    Yep, my goose is cooked.   Embarrassed


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« Reply #351 on: October 28, 2004, 11:42:23 AM »

ROFL!  Symphony are you suffering from a barnyard disorder... a rabbit... a turkey...or is that a goose?  
How can we ever hope to understand, we dont even know what you are!

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« Reply #352 on: October 28, 2004, 02:27:40 PM »


    Yep, my goose is cooked.   Embarrassed


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« Reply #353 on: October 30, 2004, 06:54:39 AM »

I like turkey! The wild ones!  Cool

I don't like goose!  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #354 on: October 30, 2004, 08:59:26 AM »

I like turkey! The wild ones!  Cool

I don't like goose!  Lips Sealed

I eat turkey once a year ((THANKSGIVING)), chicken maybe four times in a year, no goose!



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« Reply #355 on: October 31, 2004, 06:40:31 AM »

I like turkey! The wild ones!  Cool

I don't like goose!  Lips Sealed

I eat turkey once a year ((THANKSGIVING)), chicken maybe four times in a year, no goose!


Wild turkey is best!  Cool
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« Reply #356 on: November 01, 2004, 08:50:27 AM »

Shoot up here amongst us!!

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I THAID THOOT THE TURKEY!!!!!!!
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« Reply #357 on: November 01, 2004, 03:20:28 PM »

 Grin   Grin  I think that it's time to call in the big guns. Where's Elmer Fudd when you need him? I can only imagine the shock and awe of Elmer Fudd stomping through the woods in complete stealth mode.   Grin
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« Reply #358 on: November 05, 2004, 05:13:14 PM »

so where`s Fudd?  Huh
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« Reply #359 on: November 05, 2004, 08:56:30 PM »

so where`s Fudd?  Huh

Be vewy vewy quiet, he's hunting wabbits.   Grin
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