Our own CU awards 2005

[Soldier4Christ]

The Dogpatch Dictionary now comes in a computer program so it is pretty up to date. The CU Dictionary? I haven't seen that one.

[cris]

The CU Dictionary? I haven't seen that one.

I don't believe it.  I'm  !!!  What, there must be a conspiracy here.  How could I be voted in without the official dictionary?  This is ridiculous.  It's beginning to look like I received a phony award.  Humph!!!


 

[cris]

Sorry, but I have to give up the computer room for tonight.

Ny---tol.

Grace and peace,
cris

[Soldier4Christ]

But   but    but .... you're the Official Spellchecker therefore you should be the expert that determines what the Official Dictionary is.

[Shammu]

500 post in 5 days?? Wow, I didn't even realise it was that many.    No wonder my fingers and hands are cramping.  

Not use to using them?

I think that the GWI made rigor mortis set in a long time ago.

I guess that will teach you.  Tell me I didn't just say that!

[Shammu]

Hmmmm ...  I just realised something .....  DW was able to keep the difference between my number of posts and the number of his posts ahead of mine plus to add quite a few. Now who does that make a posting nut??

I never said, I wasn't a posting nut. I recieved the award, last year.  In fact, it was a no contest for the posting nut award.

I think it is still a no contest award for you.

 

Well gee, you sure started to push me, even with all them posts.

[Shammu]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

I know the truth but I'm not telling.

 

NO NO NO......................U do not!  U just think U do! heehee
And, if you think BEP knows, ya better think twice about that.  Lookit..............he used to always call me Brother, then, he started calling me Sister, and now he's back to calling me Brother.  

Well, I have noticed PR, that you don't call me anything.  Oh, I get it now.  You don't want to chance being wrong.  Oh, OK.  I understand..............really I do.

I don't think i've ever called you a sister, or brother.

I don't think you have either, DW.  You must have an opinion though.

I keep my opinion to myself, when I'm not sure. I don't like being worng, as far as gender is on people. I know a few though I was a woman.  Least till I told them I was a guy.

[Shammu]

That;s tru Cris, with all the hijacking and everything else going on you never know we might just start mispelling words just to keep you REAL busy. I might even start posting some things in Spanish for you.

airIam2worship just divulged (by slip of tongue) that she's a hijacker. heehee  Careful everyone!  Watch her now!

Hey...........ALL Spanish words are misspelled.     I never could understand it!  And, NO, I am not correcting the whole of the Spanish language!  Much to much of a task for even the official CS er, I mean CU, spellchecker!

but...but.. I haven't hijacked anything yet....
and look at it this way what a fun way to learn a new language.  as for YOUR slip of the tongue CS / CU  reminded me of Crime Scene Unit  Are you 'fessing' up to something? HHHMMMMM???

Another slip of the tongue...................YET.  Go ahead, keep it up.  Sooner or later........................you'll get caught.  It's just a matter of time now!  

NO.........I don't want to learn a new language.  English keeps me real busy.............too busy, especially here at CU.   The "CS" belongs to allinall.  Hmmm, maybe he's the one 'fessin up to something, hhhmmmmm!!!!!!  It could be that hormonal imbalance of his, you know.  Yea, I think that's what it is.  Unless, oh no, I just don't want to go there.

 

Well how about ASL? That is also an American language.

You're sure...............you're absolutely sure, huh.

Yes, I am 100% sure, A.S.L. is an American language. Oh by the way, A.S.L. means, American Sign Language.

[Shammu]

Chris, why don't you want anyone to know what your gender is?? " 'splain to me"

What in the world ever led you to that conclusion?

By your refusal to answer that question.

[Soldier4Christ]

500 post in 5 days?? Wow, I didn't even realise it was that many.    No wonder my fingers and hands are cramping.  

Not use to using them?

I think that the GWI made rigor mortis set in a long time ago.

I guess that will teach you.  Tell me I didn't just say that!

Ok .... you didn't say that.

[Soldier4Christ]

Hmmmm ...  I just realised something .....  DW was able to keep the difference between my number of posts and the number of his posts ahead of mine plus to add quite a few. Now who does that make a posting nut??

I never said, I wasn't a posting nut. I recieved the award, last year.  In fact, it was a no contest for the posting nut award.

I think it is still a no contest award for you.

 

Well gee, you sure started to push me, even with all them posts.

Are calling me pushy??  

[Shammu]

Bee that asit may, i too would like to keep crhis busyer buy helping her at her knew job of splel cheker and gramer spescialist.  Its my dezire ni life too be as big of an help too my borthers and sistsers in Christ so Im' making this sensor promise write now too hepl crhis ni her knew endever as are spellcheckers and grammer chekcer by given her very opportoonitly too chke spelling an gremar four any undo errers she mite find in every sentance, parigraf, and punctuailty mark that i poast form here an out but limeted two this thred alown beecuse I will drive mself nots if i half too kep speling bad as I mysef am a verytable wallking dicktonary of spelllin perfectnes an gramamaticul genus.

That sed, i saloon you crihs one you're knew potition on SU!  

 

HER?   HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

OK allinall, I'll make a deal with ya.  You go back to elementary school, and when you graduate, I'll help you then, because, at this time, I'd have to devote all my time to you.  I wouldn't be able to help anyone else.  Now, you wouldn't want to deprive your brothers and sisters of help, would ya?  

Oh, just an after thought.  I've heard that new testosterone in the home helps with spelling.  Just once a year for several years...............that's all.........allinall!!!hehe

I've tried to get back into elementary school!  But they won't let me!  Something about having naturally bald kindergartners...

 

Another excuse, yet!!!!

But ya gotta admit, it is a good one.

[Shammu]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

...because...

Hello Sister Chris,

Oh exalted keeper of the spelling bee and supreme spell checker! If the work gets too dangerous, you might consider a ballistic vest and a sidearm.

Brother Tom's a cop.  He knows these things!   That and the fact that no self respecting male would use the expression "tehe"!  

OK allinall............ Now, I must teach you appreciation and gratitude, taboot!

Have fun there cris.

[Shammu]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

...because...

Hello Sister Chris,

Oh exalted keeper of the spelling bee and supreme spell checker! If the work gets too dangerous, you might consider a ballistic vest and a sidearm.

Brother Tom's a cop.  He knows these things!   That and the fact that no self respecting male would use the expression "tehe"!  

BEP,

I think you're right.  This work IS getting dangerous.  How do you know these things before they happen?  If I become a cop, will I know these things, too?  Second thought, no, I don't want to be a cop.  I'll just depend on you.
 

It's to late now, to have second thoughs cris. Remember, you are what you are, officer.

[Shammu]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

...because...

Hello Sister Chris,

Oh exalted keeper of the spelling bee and supreme spell checker! If the work gets too dangerous, you might consider a ballistic vest and a sidearm.

Brother Tom's a cop.  He knows these things!   That and the fact that no self respecting male would use the expression "tehe"!  

BEP,

Hey, wait a minute.  After I posted, I realized you called me Sister.  Last week you called me Brother.  I'm now wondering just exactly what it is you know.

See, ya gots everyone mixed up there cris.