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« Reply #315 on: October 18, 2004, 07:53:37 AM »

OH for 3 free hots I am willing to  UNobject  Lips Sealed

Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!  Grin

I was going to suggest you cook cause I love hot turkeys...and I hear you live in wild turkey heaven  Wink

I'll kill it if you'll cook it!  Grin

who will pluck it  Huh

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« Reply #316 on: October 18, 2004, 08:05:09 AM »

OH for 3 free hots I am willing to  UNobject  Lips Sealed

Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!  Grin

I was going to suggest you cook cause I love hot turkeys...and I hear you live in wild turkey heaven  Wink

I'll kill it if you'll cook it!  Grin

who will pluck it  Huh


I know people who'll do it!  Grin
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« Reply #317 on: October 19, 2004, 06:40:47 AM »

   Grin(PeeeeYew!) Grin  


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« Reply #318 on: October 22, 2004, 01:17:28 AM »

I'm not sure whom to arrest, so I guess I better go ahead ar- rest the whole bunch of you - public nuisance, vagrancy, idolness AND idleness( Grin), silliness, sinfulness(yeah, Judge, they're all just a bunch a sinners... Undecided), conduct unbecoming a christian - bascially, Your Honor, the WHOLE NINE YARDS -

(just what is 'the whole nine yards' anyway... Huh)





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:eek: Smiley Aren't we all a bunch of sinners.
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« Reply #319 on: October 22, 2004, 01:17:58 AM »

OH for 3 free hots I am willing to  UNobject  Lips Sealed

Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!  Grin
That sounds good to me as well. Grin
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« Reply #320 on: October 22, 2004, 01:19:24 AM »

Symphony needs to be in the slammer for his line:

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But how we dress IS the reflection of the heart...

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And he needs to be sentenced to hours on end with pictures of big-hearted people in ugly, cheap clothing!

60 days in the slammer, wearing stripes. Designed by Martha Steward!! Grin
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« Reply #321 on: October 22, 2004, 01:24:28 AM »

OH for 3 free hots I am willing to  UNobject  Lips Sealed

Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!  Grin

I was going to suggest you cook cause I love hot turkeys...and I hear you live in wild turkey heaven  Wink

I'll kill it if you'll cook it!  Grin

who will pluck it  Huh


I think Symphony, should pluck that fowl bird. Grin
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« Reply #322 on: October 22, 2004, 01:25:02 AM »

OH for 3 free hots I am willing to  UNobject  Lips Sealed

Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!  Grin

I was going to suggest you cook cause I love hot turkeys...and I hear you live in wild turkey heaven  Wink

I'll kill it if you'll cook it!  Grin

who will pluck it  Huh


I know people who'll do it!  Grin
So do I, Symphony should pluck the bird.
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« Reply #323 on: October 22, 2004, 04:57:16 AM »

OH for 3 free hots I am willing to  UNobject  Lips Sealed

Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!  Grin

I was going to suggest you cook cause I love hot turkeys...and I hear you live in wild turkey heaven  Wink

I'll kill it if you'll cook it!  Grin

who will pluck it  Huh


I know people who'll do it!  Grin
So do I, Symphony should pluck the bird.

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« Reply #324 on: October 22, 2004, 11:15:27 AM »

 Grin  They serve emu, so Symphony has to catch it first, wrestle it, and then pluck it. May the force be with him. I hope that he has a good helmet.   Grin
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« Reply #325 on: October 22, 2004, 11:23:01 AM »

Grin  They serve emu, so Symphony has to catch it first, wrestle it, and then pluck it. May the force be with him. I hope that he has a good helmet.   Grin
Or a good hardhat.
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« Reply #326 on: October 22, 2004, 02:11:21 PM »

Grin  They serve emu, so Symphony has to catch it first, wrestle it, and then pluck it. May the force be with him. I hope that he has a good helmet.   Grin
Or a good hardhat.

Helmets? Hardhats? We're talking a male here! Hard HEAD is more than enough protection!  Roll Eyes

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« Reply #327 on: October 22, 2004, 03:42:29 PM »

Grin  They serve emu, so Symphony has to catch it first, wrestle it, and then pluck it. May the force be with him. I hope that he has a good helmet.   Grin
Or a good hardhat.

Helmets? Hardhats? We're talking a male here! Hard HEAD is more than enough protection!  Roll Eyes


Helmets? Hardhats? We're talking a male female here! Hard HEAD is more than enough protection!  Grin
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« Reply #328 on: October 23, 2004, 07:16:13 AM »

Grin  They serve emu, so Symphony has to catch it first, wrestle it, and then pluck it. May the force be with him. I hope that he has a good helmet.   Grin
Or a good hardhat.

Helmets? Hardhats? We're talking a male here! Hard HEAD is more than enough protection!  Roll Eyes


Helmets? Hardhats? We're talking a male female here! Hard HEAD is more than enough protection!  Grin

Stop that!  Angry

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« Reply #329 on: October 23, 2004, 07:59:12 AM »

Hard Hats Grin


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