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Reply #180 on:
February 19, 2004, 10:46:08 PM »
I get it - you have ALL been
drinking the same water
, right?
Whooo. Glad I figured that out. Afterall, (or is that Allinall???) everything here in San Francisco is
perfectly normal.
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February 20, 2004, 10:15:51 AM »
ALLin all , needs to be locked in the JAIL.... he has
hijacked the forum!
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Oklahoma Howdy to All,
Do we have a long-term cell for the self-appointed king and judge Robert?
I say that we don't feed Cyclops for several days until the warrant is issued.
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blackeyedpeas says: Reference the pink lawn mowers, we knew that was coming. We don't care since the women will be running them.
Are we really so against cruel and unusual punishment?
*mutters* ...now if a the judge were a WOMAN...
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Are we really so against cruel and unusual punishment?
*mutters* ...now if a the judge were a WOMAN...
We have a Star Chamber. UM??, are you saying that a woman should be the presiding judge of the Star Chamber? I think that I like that idea. Only one drawback, we would have to hire more executioners.
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I get it - you have ALL been drinking the same water, right?
Whooo. Glad I figured that out. Afterall, (or is that Allinall???) everything here in San Francisco is perfectly normal.
heheheeee
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ALLin all , needs to be locked in the JAIL.... he has
hijacked the forum!
Nope. Not me. Huhuh. Wouldn't hijack a thing. Nada. No one. Nothing. Hummmummm... *Sweats*
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March 07, 2004, 08:32:07 PM »
Watch out, someone is bringing the cyclops brownies from that "Allinall" thread.
It might be a bribe to free someone or prevent warrants being issued. The cyclops will be very angry when it sees they are soggy.
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*runs and hides*
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Shylynne
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on March 03, 2004, 09:23:19 AM
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Shylynne Said:
Are we really so against cruel and unusual punishment?
*mutters* ...now if a the judge were a WOMAN...
We have a Star Chamber. UM??, are you saying that a woman should be the presiding judge of the Star Chamber? I think that I like that idea. Only one drawback, we would have to hire more executioners.
I`m saying that women running lawnmowers crack should have got you some cruel and unusual punishment if the judge was`nt gender biased
Only one drawback, we would have to hire more executioners.
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I`m saying that women running lawnmowers crack should have got you some cruel and unusual punishment if the judge was`nt gender biased
Only one drawback, we would have to hire more executioners.
UM??? - Sounds like a case for the CU Supreme Court. We must have a ruling that addresses:
Gender
Gendee
Gendest
Gendor
Gendless
Gendory
In Greek context, translated to Latin, and then translated into English.
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March 10, 2004, 12:42:18 PM »
Careful, now.
The new 'buzz-term' the Godless liberals use as descriptive of 'hate-speech' is anything that is:
Gender-based
Pronouns may soon be outlawed.
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Quote from: JudgeNot on March 10, 2004, 12:42:18 PM
Careful, now.
The new 'buzz-term' the Godless liberals use as descriptive of 'hate-speech' is anything that is:
Gender-based
Pronouns may soon be outlawed.
Oklahoma Howdy to JudgeNot,
Brother, that be no prob' fer me, I be antinoun.
Iffin it be one of dem nouns, I be agin' it.
"Gender-based" - That be one o' dem places tha' keep genders? I be agin' genders. They best keep dem genders locked up and away from my kin. They get loos and we makem ungenders or gendless an givem to tha gators.
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on March 10, 2004, 01:34:28 PM
Quote from: JudgeNot on March 10, 2004, 12:42:18 PM
Careful, now.
The new 'buzz-term' the Godless liberals use as descriptive of 'hate-speech' is anything that is:
Gender-based
Pronouns may soon be outlawed.
Oklahoma Howdy to JudgeNot,
Brother, that be no prob' fer me, I be antinoun.
Iffin it be one of dem nouns, I be agin' it.
"Gender-based" - That be one o' dem places tha' keep genders? I be agin' genders. They best keep dem genders locked up and away from my kin. They get loos and we makem ungenders or gendless an givem to tha gators.
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Cheers!
HIC!
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