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« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2005, 09:43:17 AM »

Does the chicken get a fair trial and an appeal?

What is the method of execution?

OR, do you just take a leg and a thigh and leave it limping?

NAH! - You give it a lethal injection of Cajun spices and deep fry the whole thing.


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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2005, 10:01:34 AM »

LOL @ everyone

This is great stuff!   So this is what it feels like to throw a piece of meat into the din and watch the carnage that ensues?   No wonder trolling is such a problem  Cheesy

All kidding aside for a moment......even with all the jesting, sarcasm, and innuendo's, its not hard to imagine this being a serious matter is it?    Yes its hilarious because of the content, but sobering at the same time in some strange way.    Wink




One final thought....Who invented extra crispy?   Was it the Colonel, or did some of his followers change the recipe adulterating Sanders Doctrine of good wholesome original fried chicken?   Tongue   Grin
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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2005, 11:09:24 AM »

Wow, judgenot, that was really offencive. lol, If it wasn't for the fact that the board of 90% WASP and 10% inactive, you would be in big trouble Tongue Grin

The very fact that we are talking about chicken... this post may possablely become the most racist, offencive post in CU Grin
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« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2005, 01:42:32 PM »

LOL @ everyone

This is great stuff!   So this is what it feels like to throw a piece of meat into the din and watch the carnage that ensues?   No wonder trolling is such a problem  Cheesy

All kidding aside for a moment......even with all the jesting, sarcasm, and innuendo's, its not hard to imagine this being a serious matter is it?    Yes its hilarious because of the content, but sobering at the same time in some strange way.    Wink


Hey, in our 2000 years history, Christian have rgued over much sillier things.... Undecided


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One final thought....Who invented extra crispy?   Was it the Colonel, or did some of his followers change the recipe adulterating Sanders Doctrine of good wholesome original fried chicken?   Tongue   Grin

Oh, I had some protestant jokes thought up, but no second thought, I'm not even going to touch it... Grin Tongue
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« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2005, 06:50:25 PM »

Does the chicken get a fair trial and an appeal?

What is the method of execution?

OR, do you just take a leg and a thigh and leave it limping?

NAH! - You give it a lethal injection of Cajun spices and deep fry the whole thing.


Finger lickin' - lip smakin' good!   Grin

BEP has a violent side!
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« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2005, 07:20:11 PM »

I'm comin' out of my burrow for this one .....




Who took my original recipe?!!

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« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2005, 08:07:00 PM »


Psssst:  Did you hear?  Pastor Roger went 'postal'!!!!
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« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2005, 08:53:11 PM »

Who? Me?





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« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2005, 09:29:12 PM »

I hear squirrel tastes like chicken   Grin


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« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2005, 09:42:57 PM »

Nope, they taste like squirrels. Gophers don't taste like chicken either.

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« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2005, 09:57:03 PM »

Prairie Dog is stringy - best used for sizzling CRISPY fajitas or CRISPY tacos.  (Woops - there I go getting racially insensitive again.)  There are no ORIGINAL prairie dog recipies.  It's all CRISPY and RED.  
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« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2005, 10:29:26 PM »

Prairie Dog is stringy - best used for sizzling CRISPY fajitas or CRISPY tacos.  (Woops - there I go getting racially insensitive again.)  There are no ORIGINAL prairie dog recipies.  It's all CRISPY and RED.  


I won't go down without a fight .....





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« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2005, 11:06:01 PM »


Yet - we digress from the original (extremely divisive) question, which is... uh... let me review and get back to you...

While I'm reading, digest THIS:
my rabbit can whip your prairie dog...

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« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2005, 11:28:18 PM »



The Prairie Dog Express reports that due to uneven odds Mr P. Dog has disappeared. It is believed that he may be in hiding. One source said they thought that this shady character was him in disguise.




His cousin Mr G. Hog said he hadn't seen a shadow of him.



His other cousin Mr W. Chuck was unavailable for comment and his secretary said he was too busy chucking wood to be seen.

Sherrif Pete P. Dog was interviewed while taking a lunch break at the local KFC and stopped long enough for us to take a few pictures. He told us he was hot on the trail.





He said he would be right back on the job as soon as he finished his order of "ORIGINAL" RECIPE.

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« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2005, 01:08:10 AM »

I do not think.  Therefore; I am not.
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