VOTE For Kerry - Bush Has To Go...

[sincereheart]

Whether the above story is true or not ("undetermined" by Snopes.com), there are many other stories of Kerry's lack of regard for anyone other than himself.

"In conclusion, I want to extend my sincere best wishes to all of my opponents, Republican and Democrat, and to state that, in the unlikely event I am not elected, I will support whoever is, even if it is Sen. John Kerry, who once came, with his entourage, into a ski-rental shop in Ketchum, Idaho, where I was waiting patiently with my family to rent snowboards, and Sen. Kerry used one of his lackeys to flagrantly barge in line ahead of us and everybody else, as if he had some urgent senatorial need for a snowboard, like there was about to be an emergency meeting, out on the slopes, of the Joint Halfpipe Committee. I say it's time for us, as a nation, to put this unpleasant incident behind us. I know that I, for one, have forgotten all about it. That is how fair and balanced I am." ~DAVE BARRY
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/6761106.htm

[Reba]

Below are 2 paragraphs taken from the 2004 democratic platform. A person who belongs to  a political party  accepts  the values of that party. They vote for that parties values support those values with $$ Give voice and power to the polititions.

For me the statment below are so far removed from Scripture and from the values our forfathers held dear. As a Christian i could never again vote for a democrate. As an American i could never vote again vote for a democrate.


Fancy well spoken words do not change the meaning...

We will defend the dignity of all Americans against those who would undermine it. Because we
believe in the privacy and equality of women, we stand proudly for a woman's right to choose,
consistent with Roe v. Wade, and regardless of her ability to pay. We stand firmly against
Republican efforts to undermine that right. At the same time, we strongly support family planning
and adoption incentives. Abortion should be safe, legal, and rare.


We support full inclusion of gay and lesbian families in the life of our nation and seek equal
responsibilities, benefits, and protections for these families. In our country, marriage has been
defined at the state level for 200 years, and we believe it should continue to be defined there. We
repudiate President Bush's divisive effort to politicize the Constitution by pursuing a "Federal
Marriage Amendment." Our goal is to bring Americans together, not drive them apart.

[Willowbirch]

The Upcoming Election

There are less than two months until the election that
will decide the
next President of the United States. The man elected
will be the
president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or
Republicans.

To show our solidarity as Americans let us show each
other our support
for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all
came together,
Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of President
George W. Bush,
please drive with your headlights on during the day.

If you support John Kerry, please drive with your
headlights off at
night.  

[CleansedSpirit]

...we strongly support family planning
and adoption incentives. Abortion should be safe, legal, and rare.

Safe. Legal. Rare? Sorry, but those three seem disconnected to me.




We support full inclusion of gay and lesbian families in the life of our nation and seek equal
responsibilities, benefits, and protections for these families. In our country, marriage has been
defined at the state level for 200 years, and we believe it should continue to be defined there. We
repudiate President Bush's divisive effort to politicize the Constitution by pursuing a "Federal
Marriage Amendment." Our goal is to bring Americans together, not drive them apart.

THAT ALONE could drive me away from HIM. Homosexuality is a topic that drives my blood to the boiling point.

[emp821]

Well not to go back to the pizza issue but a thought occured to me. If Kerry, is selfish about pizza, and airconditioning, and has no regard for anyone who is not in his little group, WHY WOULD WE WANT HIM AS A PRESIDENT? Good grief. it doesnt make any sense, a selfish president does no good for anyone. its like GROW UP KERRY my 4 year old neice acts better than that!

[Shammu]

Well not to go back to the pizza issue but a thought occured to me. If Kerry, is selfish about pizza, and airconditioning, and has no regard for anyone who is not in his little group, WHY WOULD WE WANT HIM AS A PRESIDENT? Good grief. it doesnt make any sense, a selfish president does no good for anyone. its like GROW UP KERRY my 4 year old neice acts better than that!

[JSynon]

"I will not vote for a murderer and pro-gay person. I would rather have a person that doesn't always tell the truth but, believes in God."

Amen to that.  

[Shylynne]

Two Cows

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have down sized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.

Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.

IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best looking cow.

CALIFORNIAN
You have a cow and a bull.
The bull is depressed.
It has spent its life living a lie.
It goes away for two weeks.
It comes back after a taxpayer-paid sex-change operation.
You now have two cows.
One makes milk; the other doesn't.
You try to sell the transgender cow.
Its lawyer sues you for discrimination.
You lose in court.
You sell the milk-generating cow to pay the damages.
You now have one rich, transgender, non-milk-producing cow.
You change your business to beef.
PETA pickets your farm.
Jesse Jackson makes a speech in your driveway.
Cruz Bustamante calls for higher farm taxes to help "working cows".
Hillary Clinton calls for the nationalization of 1/7 of your farm "for the children".
Gray Davis signs a law giving your farm to Mexico.
The L.A. Times quotes five anonymous cows claiming you groped their teats.

You declare bankruptcy and shut down all operations.
The cow starves to death.
The L.A. Times' analysis shows your business failure is Bush's fault.

*enlists in witness protection program*

[nChrist]

Shylynne,

   

Sister, thanks for that laugh!

[Shylynne]

you mean i`m not in trouble again?

ITS A MIRACLE  

[Kristi Ann]

How do you know the Bush Administration doesn't care? The Bush Administration doesn't have anything to do with social security. Sorry I will not vote for a murderer and pro-gay person. I would rather have a person that doesn't always tell the truth but, believes in God.

ummmm, then why is this Country so far into unemployment, plus.  I really do NOT like either canidate at all.  My vote don't count anyhow. The College Elect Vote counts mostly..  


Blessings,  \o/

[Shammu]

Two Cows

*enlists in witness protection program*

Sister after 5 minutes of laughing I can say, "now that........ a great post!!"

[Shylynne]

*whew* ... tomato crop season...figured that was quite a risky joke  

[Willowbirch]

*whew* ... tomato crop season...figured that was quite a risky joke  

Drink some wine.
Life is good.

LOL!!! 'Specially liked the Russian version...

[Brother Love]

Two Cows

*enlists in witness protection program*

Sister after 5 minutes of laughing I can say, "now that........ a great post!!"

 


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