WOMANHOOD

[frankschnitzel]

I think it's definitely true that women are made to feel so silly about little amounts of fat. I weight 280lbs, but I know jesus still loves me however heavy I am. One thing that upsets me though is that I get ill a lot. How may the holy spirit help me?

Please give me some guidance sisters, I feel I really need it.

[Misterpants]

I'm not a woman so forgive me if my reply seems inapropriate, but I feel your pain, my sister. I admire your strength of character. It's true that our almight father loves us, no matter how large a frame we might have.

All I can say is keep praying for the almighty will hear you. If you continue to focus your thoughts on him, he will believe in you.

Have you tried Herbal medicine?

[Soldier4Christ]

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when

      they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just

      forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address,

      my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've

      never forgotten to eat. You have to be

      a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

That sounds like me.  

[Kristi Ann]

Thats rich, Forrest.

Runs as fast as I can outta this thread

ya you had better run buster!!
 

You can make admens now, by reading the below;

To the women: This is not anything we don't already know. To the men: Read slowly and carefully and commit to memory. The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

• DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
  
• SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
  
• SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
  
• ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
  
  
• DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
  
• SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
  
• SAFEST: WOW!! Look at you!
  
• ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
  
  
• DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
  
• SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
  
• SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
  
• ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
  
  
• DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
  
• SAFER: You know, there are plenty of apples left.
  
• SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
  
• ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
  
  
• DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
  
• SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
  
• SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
  
• ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
  

Pass this on to all your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh ... or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks ... but chocolate sings!
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ummmmm, PLEASE pass the Chocolate NOW, thankie!!


Love n' Hugs, \o/

KristiAnn
MsGuidedAngel

[Cashrader]

Thats rich, Forrest.

Runs as fast as I can outta this thread

ya you had better run buster!!
 

You can make admens now, by reading the below;

To the women: This is not anything we don't already know. To the men: Read slowly and carefully and commit to memory. The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

• DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
  
• SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
  
• SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
  
• ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
  
  
• DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
  
• SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
  
• SAFEST: WOW!! Look at you!
  
• ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
  
  
• DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
  
• SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
  
• SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
  
• ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
  
  
• DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
  
• SAFER: You know, there are plenty of apples left.
  
• SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
  
• ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
  
  
• DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
  
• SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
  
• SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
  
• ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
  

Pass this on to all your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh ... or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks ... but chocolate sings!
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ummmmm, PLEASE pass the Chocolate NOW, thankie!!


Love n' Hugs, \o/

KristiAnn
MsGuidedAngel

That was fabulous!!  I'm goona blow it up and post it!!