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So, if intelligence is a measure of the complexity of a task an animal can perform, then dogs really do take first prize. He-he-he. Cats just refuse to be slaves to big pink hairless stinky things. They get fed and petted and combed and taken care of by simply being aloof. Dogs are convinced they have to work for a living. Cats know they can live on welfare. We have a cat named Bubba. Walk by Bubba without the obigatory scratch behind the ears and you're in for a bite. The mafia would love him - he would fit right in. |
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« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2004, 08:38:39 PM » |
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« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2004, 08:35:08 AM » |
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Go ahead. Make my day. ROFL! Orange you glad that dogs don't look like that.... |
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« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2004, 09:19:00 PM » |
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I meant it in reshponsh to whojiggy that shtarted thish thread...and shaid catsh are evil...  |
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Psalm 51:1 "Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy loving kindness: according to the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions." Wot,Wot, it's me, Hon Rosie, with a differant name. |
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« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2004, 01:06:06 PM » |
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My brother has also written a list of reasons why scorpions make better pets than cats. He even got it published in a newspaper. Hmmm...less litter-box clean up, no fur fling around in shedding season (maybe an exoskeleton, but no fur) no clawing or jumping on the furniture, no howling, no "surprise" kittens, no vomiting...yes. Definately, we should all have scorpions. |
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« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2004, 07:10:35 PM » |
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My brother has also written a list of reasons why scorpions make better pets than cats. He even got it published in a newspaper. Hmmm...less litter-box clean up, no fur fling around in shedding season (maybe an exoskeleton, but no fur) no clawing or jumping on the furniture, no howling, no "surprise" kittens, no vomiting...yes. Definately, we should all have scorpions. |
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« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2004, 07:13:23 PM » |
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My brother has also written a list of reasons why scorpions make better pets than cats. He even got it published in a newspaper. Hmmm...less litter-box clean up, no fur fling around in shedding season (maybe an exoskeleton, but no fur) no clawing or jumping on the furniture, no howling, no "surprise" kittens, no vomiting...yes. Definately, we should all have scorpions.  |
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« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2004, 07:54:16 PM » |
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Your Brother In Christ Forrest  ROM 12:5 So we, [being] many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another.  |
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« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2004, 08:22:02 PM » |
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aww how did he get in there....  |
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« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2004, 06:13:45 PM » |
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My brother has also written a list of reasons why scorpions make better pets than cats. He even got it published in a newspaper. Hmmm...less litter-box clean up, no fur fling around in shedding season (maybe an exoskeleton, but no fur) no clawing or jumping on the furniture, no howling, no "surprise" kittens, no vomiting...yes. Definately, we should all have scorpions. Yes! Yes! Me and my brothers have had multiple and we've only had one problem . . . that was a numb arm for a few days as a result of a sting . . . but if you keep your head on your shoulders you won't have problem! BTW, you should say NO litter box clean up. In fact, there is no clean up at all. |
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« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2004, 02:31:14 AM » |
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Cats are not evil, they are more loving then a dog, could be on their best day.....................................
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« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2004, 02:59:58 AM » |
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There! I've said it!  |
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Your Brother In Christ Forrest ROM 12:5 So we, [being] many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another. |
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« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2004, 04:43:45 AM » |
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« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2004, 07:23:36 PM » |
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There! I've said it! Heeheehee! |
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« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2004, 09:00:36 PM » |
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Arrrgghhh! People keep posting messages that are just pictures and pictures don't load with my internet service! All I can see is a little white box with a red X in it! ANNOYING!
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