The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

[nChrist]

Is a hippie still hip?

Is Homer homely?

Why does a panther pant?

Who decided the way a ball would bounce?

What are those monkey shines people keep talking about?

Why does a chicken cluck and who named the noise "cluck"?

Has anyone ever seen the silver lining of a cloud?

Would you give me directions to memory lane?

Why do they say "I've had one of those days"?

Aren't all days one of those days?

What's the difference between a bite and a chomp?

Why do fools rush in instead of just slowly walking in?

When you see someone grin, do you think they are happy, or do you think they have been up to something?

Who teaches kids to roll their eyes when mom and dad say something the kid doesn't like?

What's the difference between a drop and a drip?

Do moms and dads make funny faces without realizing it?

Do UFOs have indoor plumbing?

Do moms and dads ask store clerks where the bankies are?

Why do moms and dads get frustrated when children do their jobs perfectly?

Do kids think mom and dad have bats in the belfry when they repeat themselves over and over again?

 

[JudgeNot]

WAIT a minute!  I still want an answer to my chicken question!

[Allinall]

I make lousy coffee, so I don't think I can help you...sorry  

Anyone can make a great cup of coffee aliesh!  All it takes is Folgers, a coffee pot, proper execution of listed instructions, water, and viola!  GREAT COFFEE!!

[Allinall]

How many dents on a golfball?

Titleist - 5,000 dents per ball
Pinnacle - 4,997 dents per ball
Top-Flite - 6,487 dents per ball...

It's all in the company and the impression they want to make on their customers.  

[Allinall]

(Or a goofball, for that matter?)

The average number of dents required for goofball classification is one to many.  As you can see, this is a rather ambiguous method for classifying goofballs.  Hence, to call someone a goofball without proper classification thereto would be, and for all practical intents and purposes, inflamatory to say the least.  Nevertheless, such improper classifications have been in the public eye for quite awhile.  As no legitimate lawsuits have been enacted as a result of such careless classification, one would be led to the conclusion that the legal ramifications of such an act would not even be worth noting in respect to the classifier, and in fact, even less worthy in respect to the classifiee.

But then, I'm not a lawyer.  

[Allinall]

Whatever made you think of that  

Most likely a chemical reaction between a high glucose intake and exposure to high amounts of aerosol agitation.  Either that or quick wit, but that doesn't sound nearly as technical.  

[Allinall]

We Allinall know that the chicken HAD to come before the egg.  However, allinall we have heard are theories, jokes and suggestions;

Oh, Knowitallinall, Why DID the chicken cross the road?  

The question of the ages brother JN, to be sure.  However, the concensus has been for the past 55 years, that the chicken crossed the road in an inadvertant attempt to avoid questioning from persistant reporters concerning the very matter at hand, and was subsequently run over by a passing Edsel.

[Allinall]

(Or, did the chicken really cross the road at allinall?)

And here our brother has brought out the equally predominant question that has hounded philosophy classes worldwide for more than 50 years.  Did the chicken, in reality, ever actually cross the road?  I'll answer that with the philosophical response I've found most consistant with the concept: What exactly is an egg?

Go.  Think amongst yourselves.  

[Allinall]

*scratches head* So um, whata get for being the highest poster? Hehehe.

The realization that you've got the most freetime of anyone on the face of the planet and the sorest fingers.  *Winks at A4C* heheheee

[Allinall]

You get the honor of displacing the current first place poster.

*Using his best Captain Jack Sparrow voice...* "Tis a goal to be sure..."

[Allinall]

  What about post content? I don't post alot but my posts tend to be deep and take alot of time. Does posting a smile or a ditto out way content?
   

Not in the least!  Depth in response shows depth in personal growth.  Smilies and dittos merely show agreement and a, may I say, childish attempt to further ones standing without depth.  It's a shame that someone would stoop so low.  


 

[Allinall]

We should have a standard amount of words required before a post is recognized.
   

Ah, but some of the most profound statements take the fewest words.  I've also always said that sometimes it's not the words that we speak that say the most.  

[Allinall]

If we set a minimum of 1,000 words only A4C would have any at all.  

    I'm just kidding, continue on!

If such a minimum were to be set, we would have to include a provision that at least 502 of those words be your own.  

I'm kiddin'!!!!!!  I love your post Brother A4C!

[NateyCakes]

Hmmm, Any questions will be answered eh?
Ponders upon:
Just where does the other sock go when you put it into the dryer & come out with only one?

Why do you drive on a parkway & park on a driveway?

Why do they call it a pair of jeans when you only get 1
or a TV set?

& just who in the heck invented the PH in front of words to confuse us? Phone? Physical? Phalaenoptilus nuttallii?

[Allinall]

Depends on the content stick to the

Absolutely true!  I've read many long posts that in truth, had very little to say.  I've read posts that had drivel galore, with absolutely no edificatory benefit, let alone any defensive quality to speak of!  If I had a nickel for every contentless, worthless, even blatantly annoying posts I've read, that did absolutely nada for me, I'd have well over a dollar!  But BEP killed that thread.